Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] 2 Niples and one pumping Bass

Kara leaped in and knocked the clown down. She punded her fists continually
into its face. She stopped as soon as the damn thing stopped moving. "Ah to
easy. I can tell you one thing I hate clowns!" She smiled as she cracked her
knuckles.
(I don't care if I jump around. I'm tired. Well, erm tag!)
Smeg On, Captain Emerald.
"Fear me for I am a writer!(evil laughter)"
>From: "Onion" <theonion770@...>
>Reply-To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
>To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
>Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] 2 Niples and one pumping Bass
>Date: Sun, 06 Jul 2003 00:38:31 -0000
>
>The Ferrettyfied Seymour Niples, Seymour Butts, Efof and Donald
>Flight Deck
>
><snip>
>"what about Efof and Butts, we can't leave them with that psychopath"
>"we can only hope he gets turned into a ferret, and anyway, i'm sure
>they'll
>find a way out. But first we have to lead those clowns away"
>Canazza started the bot moving for the newly create doorway,
>continually
>blasting the other rows of killer clowns comming out of the other
>entrances.
><end snip>
>
>"Come back you smegging twats!" Butts called after Canazza and
>Timmy, motoring away on Timmy#2. Ambassador Niples now the poshest
>Ferret in the universe because he was still wearing a little dicky-
>bow stood sniffing the air, darting his little head around smelling
>Clowns approaching.
>
>Efof looked around and saw Donald with them, who grinned happily
>back at him. Efof whispered to Butts, "Who is this guy?"
>"I dunno, I thought he was with you! Shall we just leave him and
>run?"
>
>Efof looked back at Donald who shyly saved back.
>"Well.... Seymour always told me that we should be polite to
>everyone, even people we dont know... " protested Efof.
>"Very noble of him... hangon, you sure he means everyone?"
>"Everyone unless they are wearing football shirts or tracksuits of
>course... "
>
>"Pompous old Bastard!" Butts shouted at the ferret and smoothed out
>the creases on his tracksuit bottoms.
>
>The back door to the room suddenly burst open and in bounded another
>squadren of clowns, this time on space-hoppers. A few swung in from
>trapeezes from the ceiling and sprayed ointment from flowers on
>their lapels.
>
>Niples the Ferret scuttled out of the door shreiking, being a ferret
>made him scared of clowns no less.
>"Time to go!" said Butts and dragged Efof to follow the ferret.
>
>
>**Promenade**
>
>Ferret Niples scuttled down the promenade where it looked like a
>huge battle had taken place. Windows were smashed, debris from the
>smashed unbilical tether between this BD and the alternate BD was
>strewn everywhere. A dead or injured clown layed on the floor and a
>homeless person was stealing his big comedy boots.
>"Wow, saturday nights on your Promenade is almost as good as ours!"
>Butts exclaimed.
>
>"Yeah one time, I saw this drunk guy spew over in that corner, then
>a guy pee'd on it, then i saw a girl sat there eating some cheesy
>chips, then I saw a homeless guy sleep there!" Efof said in
>amazement. "You humans are pretty funny!!!" He said putting his
>hands down his pants and picking his nose.
>
>Butts watched Efof jollily flick a bogie in the direction of the
>tramp who was now wearing the clown shoes and trying to sit down in
>a shop doorway without the huge boots tangling round themselves. The
>strange Alien confused him, bit thought best to say nothing.
>"Hey, that uptight pompous ass- I ..uh mean ferret has found
>something!"
>
>Seymour was sniffing a doorway next to the Spar. Butts opened the
>door and the ferret bounded into the room which was filled with
>crates of expensive Caviar. "Typical!" Butts shouted at the ferret,
>and Niples snarled at him.
>
>As it was a saturday night, the nightclubs on the promenade were
>open- despite the intruder alert warnings, and invasion of a hostile
>armed force, but the nightclub owners opened on the offchance of
>even a little money. And they even welcomed a small party of clowns
>from the invasion force who couldnt be arsed with this 'hostile
>takeover' malarchy. But doing their duty, this gang of clowns (these
>ones armed with numbchucks for no apparent reason) came out of the
>club and faced the Ffionian and tracksuited Butts. Ferret Niples
>jumped onto Butts shoulder and hid under his tracksuit for
>protection.
>
>"If we have to fight..." Butts started "...at least lets do it to
>some good pumping bass music!!!"
>
>The clowns looked at each other in confusion as Butts nipped into
>the nightclub and put some hip R+B on and cranked up the volume.
>"Now lets get ready to rumble!" Seymour Butts dropkicked the first
>clown and slammed his fist into another in time with the music.
>Efof picked up a complete set of 3 kitchen pans from a broken shop
>window and with one in each hand and a casserole dish in another
>began clobbering the clowns.
>
>Ambassador Niples in his ferret form however scuttled into the
>nightclub and with his tiny paws thumbed through the classic record
>collection and settled for "The hall of the mountain king" from Peer
>Gynt by Greeg. He put it on and started dancing.
>
>"Who changed the smegging music!" Shouted Seymour Butts outside,
>momentarily distracted so a clown knocked him to the ground. The
>clown swung his numbchucks around his head and prepared to finish
>him....
>
><OOC- anyone want to jump in and help? Please!!>
>
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