Charge of the light hearted slapstick comedy brigade

WHO:- Satan-Phil, Exo-suit Jay, Kara, Butz, Efof and the Ferretted-
ponce, Niples
Kara said. Efof
looked at her strangely the concpt eluded him. "Never mind. Let's
get
going." She ordered.
She turned and began to walk across to the Promenade's exit, kicking
aside a piece of debris left behind from the clown-craft smashing
through the umbilical, when all of the exits burst open, and a
second of wave of Clown Commando's charged through.
Kara, drew her weapon, only to find it clicked helplessly.
"Why is it always at the best times?" she asked herself, the clowns
had them surrounded, no escape, this was it..in a few seconds they
were going to be ferrtified, or blasted into obliteration by the
meson rifles..well except Kara, she was already dead, but there were
still horrible things that could be done to a light bee.
The deckplating beneath McGellan, Butz, Efof and the ferreted Niples
rumbled,
"Wha's goin' on?" Bitz asked, his thick accent cutting through the
air.
He soon got his answer, as as Jay in the E.V.E. 1 burst up through
the deck, followed by Phil.
The clown's were taken by surprise, but this promepted them to
attack, charging toward the crowd of Dwarfer's, Phil grabbed five
clowns at the same time, and hurled them into an approaching wave of
commando's sending them flying backwards into a heap.
Jay was having just as much fun, one unlucky clown has just tried to
take him on hand-to hand, as he charged Jay, he was lifted from the
ground with the exo-suit's powerful arm and tossed into the air like
a ragdoll, on his descent, Jay had fired the laser blaster into him,
vaporising him before he even hit the ground.
Wave upon wave of clown commando's attacked the duo, and wave upon
wave of them were thrown, smashed, shot, bludgeoned, pummelled,
poked, kicked, stomped, punched and insulted.
"Fun as this is theres no real challenge" Jay complained, as he snet
the suit into a roundhouse kick, and sent a clown smashing through
the wall of McDonald's, he was followed by a stray missle from Jay's
shoulder cannon's which caused the restaraunt to explode sending
debris and meat-like substances across the deck, raining down on the
scene.
"GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!" Kara screamed as a McDonald's hash
brown fell at her feet.
The clowns kept coming and coming, Jay and Phil taking out the
majority of them then Kara and co, cleaning up the leftovers, "We
can't keep this up all day! The suit's gonna run outta power and at
midnight you'll lose your thursday power!" Jay shouted to Phil "We
need to rethink this!"
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