Custard Pie ride!

Ferreted Seymour Niples, Seymour Butts, Phil, Efof, Kara
Promenade
"Skallys" The Nightclub (door-but-one to the Gaybar)
Seymour Butts, like his counterpart from the 'normal' timeline soon
discovered that he too was a coward and ran inside the nightclub
where he had originally put some pumping R+B on.
"Oi Ferret, turn that shite off!"
Seymour Niples in his furry ferret form was putting a new record on
the decks, 'Now thats what I call Classical music 52'.
Butts approached the DJ stand and Niples growled at him, standing on
the decks on all fours. Butts pulled the ferret's elasticated bow-
tie and let go, the ferret went flying backwards.
Butts then preceded to put on 'Fave Footie chants 1969-1997' which
did a great job of preventing the clowns from entering the
nightclub, and almost drove Ambassador Niples out as unfortunately
ferrets found it difficult putting their paws over their ears with
those stubby little legs.
Through all the fighting outside, both Seymours saw Canazza and some
bloke go into the half destroyed MacDonalds and turn into larger
ferrets... useful but still not a full cure. Niples decided to wait
until a better cure could be found.
Benny Hill music now started playing through the nightclubs
speakers, which was perfect for watching the clowns fighting
outside. Then suddenly a large pie was fired at Kara, Jay and Phil
on the promenade and everyone was washed away by a massive wave of
white foam, including the two Seymours. Phil, Efof and Kara washed
straight past them too.
The wave of foam took them down the darkened seedy end of the
promenade where all the strip joints and probable burlesk houses
were. Everyone got up, all covered in foam and gasping for air but
at least everyone had been washed away from the clowns for now. All
apart from Jay who was currently being mugged.
"I didnt know you had foam parties of your Blue Dwarf too!" Seymour
Butts said wiping off the foam cream from the pie, "I had you pegged
for a load of squares..."
"Oooh a strip club" Said Phil, pretending he didnt know it was there.
Efof tugged at Phil's shirt. "Whats a... strip.. club?"
Phil whispered in Efofs ear.
"COOL! I havn't been in one of these since my 4th Birthday!" The
alien yelped excitedly and ran inside. "I love human culture!" he
could be heard shouting from inside as a ping pong ball flew past
his head.
It didnt take long before all the guys were inside just for 'a quick
peek', leaving Kara outside with her arms folded, tapping her foot
in annoyance.
Then a small coughing could be heard from a puddle from the custard
of the pie. Kara fished her hand inside the puddle and pulled out
what looked like a drowned rat. In fact she almost dropped it but
then saw it was wearing a fancy looking bow-tie.
"Ambassador Niples?!" she exclaimed. But the ferret was motionless,
he wasnt even breathing.
"Oh my god! He's not breathing! What do I do? What do I do? Is there
a doctor... or ahmmmm.. a vet around? I cant let a Royal Ambassador
die!"
Time was running out... she'd have to give the drowned ferret mouth
to mouth resucitation....
<OOC- eeeeeewwww, will she willingly give mouth to mouth on a rodent?
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