Niples, Kara, Elwood "restored!"

Seedy end of the Promenade
Kara + Ferret Niples
 
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Kara threw the choking ferret down and felt like she was going to vomit. "If you ever tell anyone I did that you're dead." She threatened.
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Seymour whined as he almost bounced off the floor. He felt winded, most likesly from being thrown down so hard, that enough would probably have been enough to resusitate him anyway!
 
Seconds later Elwood came along with a mcFlurry machine and throwing a cocktail mixer around his head.
"Ahh we have another one, this is your lucky day Mr Ferret!"
 
"Hold it, what are you doing?" Asked Kara.
"We're giving him an antidote, he'll be right as rain again soon."
"This ferret is Ambassador Niples, Cant we just leave him how he is? At least like this he can't bore or lecture us anymore..."
 
The ferret crossed his arms in disgust.
 
Elwood offered some of the Ferret-antidote to Seymour. Now Seymour was never a fan of this 'artificial' type of ice cream with added flavours and sweeteners, he prefered a fruity sorbet to clean his palatte between courses. But facing being a ferret forever (albeit a cute little ferret with a bow-tie) he lapped up the cream.
 
In a bizarre transformation, the ferret grew into a hairy man wearing a waistcoat and then retracted all its hair into his body. The bulging ferret-eyes subsided.
"Eeeeeeaaagh, McDonalds coke flavour?!" he whined. "And its not even the diet one, are you trying to kill me?!"
 
Kara groaned.
 
"Thank you very much Mr. Elwood! I feel splendid now, being a small rodent is an experience I would much rather move away from." Elwood mechanically bowed a little in recognition. And seymour turned to the female hologram.
"And Ms Magellan!!! How dare you suggest keeping me like that forever, that was not very sporting of you, I trust you were merely jesting, eh?"
"erm... nope." Kara deadpanned.
"Ahh, erm... haha what a jolly splendid sense of humour you have!" seymour checked he was back to normal and brushed his suit down.
"And thankyou ever so much for breathing the air back into my lungs, I would have been very embarassed to have been left to drown by a custard pie! And what a bizarre funeral it would have been, all my many friends and family, and many space core admirals whom have so much respect for me, and of course the entire royal family coming to my funeral to pay their respects to a dead ferret!!!"
'umm, riiight' thought Kara then shouted in embarassement. "Hey, I told you not to tell anyone!"
 
Elwood didnt know where to look. "Erasing memory banks..." he suggested.
 
"Terribly sorry, but I am eternally grateful. You have shown yourself to be a very trustworthy person in my eyes,I may even grace you with the honour of having dinner with me one night."
Kara raised an eyebrow, but not in interest, merely the bozarre suggestion of it. In fact it wasnt a raising of an eyebrow, it was more like the frowning of the other.
"Erm.. I'm sure the pleasure is all... yours probably!"
"Nonsense, I'm almost royalty you know! How often is it you get to dine with almost royalty?"
"I urrrh... gotta go, cya!!"
 
She ran off quickly and Elwood went back to meet Timmy, WD40 and E-45 again.
"Hot gossip mode:" switched Elwood. "Kara kissed Ambassador Niples!"
There was a chorus of curious 'noo!'s' and 'really?'
 
================================David "Onion" BallAmbassador Seymour Niples, Blue Dwarfwww.BlueDwarf.co.uk================================