Havin a blast

And it was at that point that Jay realized what had been bugging him forsome time, as if something was missing but he couldn't figure it out. Well,he just did. His watch was missing.
"I don't know what she'll be more upset about..." Jay mused
"EE?"
Jay looked down at the midget "Alota...the fact that I altered history and created a parallel universe in which life as we know it lies in the hands of the two most obnoxious people I have ever met...or the fact that I lost she bought me for our anniversary"
"Ee.." said Mini-Phil shuddering.
"Wait a sec..." Jay said "I DID create this reality...none of this would even exist if it wasn't for me...CEREBRUM, KETO! YOU OWE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE TO ME!! BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP, LIBERATE YOUR PEOPLE! OBEY ME! FOR I AM YOUR GOD!!!"
 
"EE!"
 
Cerebrum clicked his fingers and a battalion of clowns surrounded Jay and the midget.
 
"Or not...lets roll midget man!"
Mini-Phil, hanging onto the back of Jay's Exo-suit, jumped down, ran between the clowns, leapt up, grabbed the watch from Cerebrum and ran back to Jay, climbing back onto his shoulders.
Jay turned and ran, the E.V.E. 1's pneumatic leg's accelerating him to breackneck speed's, clowns bust out from several door's as Jay pelted his way down the corridor's of the Death Jar, but fell as the fist's of the EVE made contact with their faces.
 
Chrysler skidded to a halt, as the doors at the end of the corridor in front of him were flung open, and he found himself face to face with a tank, decorated in bright colours and with a hooter attached to the hatch in the turret, the hatch opened and a clown commando popped out, honked the hooter and yelled "CHARGE THE MESON CANNON!"
the turret of the tank swivelled and Jay and Mini-Phil found themselve staring down the battle of the cannon.
"eee" Mini-Phil pointed out helpfully
"Backtrack" Jay said and turned to run in the opposite direction
"That aint too good" he said as he found himself again, face to face with another Clown Tank, this one equipped with a large squirting flower in place of a cannon, loaded with ointment.
"Mini-Phil.." said Jay,
"Ee?"
"Suit up..." he said pointing at an equipment locker at one side of the corridor.
Mini-Phil jumped down from Jay's shoulders, and pulled on an EV suit that was in the locker, he assumed it belonged to his own counterpart, as it was his size, and came complete with a minature Darth Vader Helmet, presumably because Alternate-Mini-Phil was Darth Hamster's lackey.
He climbed back onto Jay's shoulders, the Meson Cannon, and Ointment flower fired.
 
An enormous breach appeared in the side of the Death Jar, the E.V.E 1 blasted away, thrusters firing, Mini-Phil in his mini-Darth Vader costume clinging on for dear life, Jay had blasted a whole with the shoulder-mounted bazookoids and leapt through the split second before the Clown weapons would have made contact with him, he HAD been followed by the entire clown battalion...but the fact that they were being sucked out into the vacumn of space, sans-spacesuits he wasn't too bothered.
 
"What say we head back and pick up a fighter Mini-Phil?" Jay asked "Looks like our guys could use a hand..."
 
<tagger's peeps...lets just not blow everything up and kill everyone  JUST yet...> 
  
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