Re: Why is his head...
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"SOMEONE GET A CLOTH!" yelled Dean, "I CAN'T SEE! AND WE WERE
GAINING!"
"What?"
"EVERYBODY DOWN!!!!" yelled Phil, as teh Raven crashed into the
Death Jarrette...
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The ship neatly bounced off the reinforced hull of the deathjarette,
denting both craft at the impact site. The Jar's engines were
disabled, and was being pushed along.
There was a crack in the Death Jarrette's hull at the ointment cannon
and a mixture of an assortment of ointments were flooding out into
space and onto the windshield.
there was a message over the radio, it was cerebrum
"Hey, watch where you're flying,"
Dean flicked him off, and leaned back
"Well, arn't you going to stop this thing?" Phil asked Dean.
"oh, right"
Dean hit a few buttons and eased back on the controls, they came to a
dead stop with the Deathjarette still embeded in their front,
ointment still peaking out.
It was at this point Canazza decided to pop his head out of the
cupboard he'd been hiding in.
"Oh my," He spotted the thick goop now covering the windscreen
Phil, Alota and dean were feverishly checking themselves for any
changes, looking in blank monitors at their reflections. There were
none.
"anyone feel smarter?" Dean asked
"Nope," Phil replied, Alota just shook her head.
Canazza exited the cupboard he was hiding in and stood up and
frantically removed his jacket. He rushed to the front of the ship
and over to the windscreen.
They all turned back and saw the ointment was sieping through a part
of the windshield. Canazza fumbled with his jacket to cover it and
stop the leakage.
"I think I'd better wash that window" Dean reached for the wiper
control and flung the ointment into space. Canazza removed his jacked
from the windshield, there was still some ointment left on it, but
the glass seemed intact.
He looked at his hands, they were covered in the ointment
"Any changes?" He asked
There didn't appear to be any
"Maybe all the ointments cancled out" Canazza wiped his hands on the
other side of his jacket, "I think it'd better jetison this just in
case" He flung it in the airlock and depresurised it.
--Meanwhile - In the Dwarf's Morgue, one of the bodies sat up on it's
bed and banged it's head off the roof
"SMEG!" he said, "That's going to leave a lump"
<tag - if anyone wants to find my jacket go ahead>