SOTM: July 2003

NOTE: I sent a message by accident (I pressed ENTER while I was still in the topic bar and it sent :D) it was meant to be this.
It has come to be that I must pass on the Simmer of the month award. (okay, i'm what, 3 hours early, i'm bored, I might as well announce it)
Unfortunately, Timmy took the term "simmer" a little to literally and the lovely polished trophy now has little chunks of food burnt to the inside of it, which Timmy claims is 'Decoration'.
So now I must hand it over to someone deserving of it (and hopefully some industrial strength polish, cause frankly, i've tried everything and it's not coming off)
After a lengthy process I whittled it down to one person, this time last week I must say I had it down to two (with one person being a clear leader) However, I have found one particular storyline to intrigue me and make me laugh alot.
This time last week I would have given it to Keto. What with the whole evil emperor storyline and the amazing amount of clowns and ointments used (that in itself deserves some kind of award) Unfortunately, the Jay Vs Whitewolf story tipped the scales in favour of someone else.
I must now hand it over to the biggest evil, undead, psychotic demented hamster I have had the pleasure of reading about. Not only did I love the Mech suit battle, but I also liked both his random evils perpetrated aboard the dwarf (especially the WD40 bit) and the never ending Star-wars puns (okay, we all did that but who cares)
Congratulations, perhaps your coarse hamster fur can get the unidentified crusty bits off of the award.Name: Dave Canazza
Status: Awardless