20'000 leagues under the skin

Who:-  People
Where:- Deans digestive system
 
"Annndd....were done!" Said Keto as he sealed the last of Dean's newly developed 'airholes', and turned away from the shuttle's mining arm control station and back to the group, "Now I suggest we get off our proverbial backsides and actually get on with this mission!"
"For once Charlie, I agree with you" Jay said and swivelled round in the pilot's seat facing the viewscreen again. "Which way doc?.."
 
*Back on the Dwarf*
 
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Dean rolled and groaned slightly, revealing six pinprick exit wounds which where bleeding badly. Cerebrum bent down to examine the wounds, and dipped his hand in the (slowly spreading) bloody patch."Oh dear," He said "Now that can't be good..."
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"Really?" said Jasmine "Where did you ever get the idea that holes in man's stomach could be bad?"
"Well holes in a mans stomach blatantly bad, but we're talking about Dean here" Cerebrum replied.
"Would you mind not insulting him?! He happens to be the man I love!"
"I can book you in for free psychiatric evaluation 2 o'clock tuesday.."
Dean groaned slightly and came around, clumsily getting to his feet. "My stomach's going crazy...I need something to settle it..."
"Dean sweetie" said Jasmine "I doubt eating anything with those ho...wait..where did the holes go?" she said as she noticed they'd mysteriously vanished, Dean stared down at his stomach, shrugged and buttoned his shirt.
"Whatever..." he said "But no holes means Dean eats" he sauntered off in a  random direction and found vending machine 2137,   purchasing a chocolate bar before wandering back to Cerebrum and Jasmine "SO" he said taking a bite out of his snack "Whats with all the bullet holes everywhere?"
 
*Back in the digestive tract*
 
The crew had resumed thier journey towards Deans brain and were currently negotitating Deans intestines trying to escape the stomach
"You hear something?" Alota asked
"I hear lots of things..." Phil replied "They tell me to burn things..."
"I meant outside moron"
Jay cut the engines and set the Phoenix hovering. "Somethings coming" he said, glancing at the monitor.
 
 
<tag peeps, thought we could have an interesting run-in with Tim's 'experiment'  FIRST HAND!>
 
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