Re: DOH!

OOC - Sorry for not posting in the last week - I've got the flu -
getting better though....
<SNIP>
"Look...WTF are we pissing about for down here....when he have A
WORMHOLE DEVICE..."
* * * *
"Jay fire up the cannon and set it to the region of Deans head...I
doubt we'll hit anything valiuable there...and besides i dont think
that spending too much time in Deans Gut is a good idea...you seen
the amount of currys that man eats?
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Johnny picks himself up slowly after the hit.
"Um, is a wormhole going to be safe? How do we know that we won't
just appear in the middle of his brain, or even outside his body? We
could end up in an unfamiliar part of the Dwarf, or even in space,
with just the slightest error. On matters of life and death, I like
to think things through first before leaping into action."
Johnny pauses to have a drink of emergency rations (whiskey) from
inside his left boot heel before continuing.
"What we need to do is work our way out the stomach, and we've got
two options. The first is to get to the lungs and get into the
windpipe, follow that through to the mouth, into the nasal passages
and then through into the brain.
"The other option is to get to the heart, then leave through the
upper-right ventricle, into the vena cava in the neck and then to the
brain.
"I prefer option number two, and I say we take it fast before we all
die."
With that, Johnny takes another swig and puts the bottle back in his
shoe while Phil is too stunned to grab it.
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