oooooh, bangalor belly

Who : Phil and Jonny
Where : Parrots
When : Just before
 
Phil and Johnny were aiming their guns at the mind-i-pede.
 
Phil was about to pull the trigger when he keeled over.
 
"Bloody hell you okay Phil?" asked Johnny
 
"no....banglaore belly...must...use....toilet.........", Said Phil, thowing his gun at jonny who caught it with one hand and shot a cup hllding those little umbrellas, just as Phil made it to the stalls.
 
**300 years in the future, Planet of the Archivers ***
P'tang, 4 lvel cleric of the Febuggure Church of CMD*, had the privalege of cleaing one of the holy relics in their great hall.
 
He was busily brushing the floor when a sound like a wailing banshee being told that it's porn collection favorite star is actually his mother AND his Gran...and Fido the dog...
 
Dropping the mop he looked around as the sound got louder
 
"ohshishishsihsihsishishshsNOTNOWYOUBASTARDS!", screamed Phil as he phased into view, complete with trouseres round ankles and still sitting on the..well..porcalin throne.
 
<<part 2 very soon>>
 
*Choas, mayhem and destruction
 
 
 
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