Help me

"There's a testing range in the room behind, and for the bigger ones
you can get onto the roof."
Jack's eyes lit up and he was the first in the room rubbing his
hands like MP in a porn shop.
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"Wow thats some heavy duty guns..."
"Bloody heck...Will you STOP doing that...god yours as bad as HIM..." said
Niples as Phil made him jump
"DAD! What the hell are you doing here?" gasped Amber
"Erm...lets see...1-I'm your dad...and 2-I'm head of secuirty...so also
YOUR BOSS!" he said grinning like mad
Ambers face was a mixture of delight and anger and fear.
"Plus I'm bored trying to translate this..." he said waving his Pad about
that contained a guide to the future from Phil's persepctive..
"The bloody things time locked...I cant translate a page until it says i
can..."
"Well what idot desgined a system like that" remarked Seymour as Jack was
busy gibbering among the guns trying to decide which one to have a go on first.
"Ahem"
"ah...it was you wasnt it...."
"Nope...actually it was her..." said Phil pointing at Amber..."and Rufus..."
"Ah...sorry about that..."
Amber was now trying to not to laugh...
"Ah...it looks like Jacks found something..."
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