Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Lt. Cmdr. Smegg - \"Mmm... starship\"
Is that the one with the guy under a rug crawling arouind, and the spherical eggs that were being broken? "Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mason" (or something like that).
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From: Chris Farnell
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@egroups.com
Sent: Friday, January 12, 2001 12:46 PM
Subject: Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Lt. Cmdr. Smegg - "Mmm... starship"
Star Trek, the original one.>From: e.kolis@...>Reply-To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@egroups.com>To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@egroups.com>Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Lt. Cmdr. Smegg - "Mmm... starship">Date: Thu, 11 Jan 2001 14:21:44 -0500>>The asteroid that's being mined>Whenever we're mining it>>"I wanted to explore strange new worlds," Smegg grumbled, "and now I end>up mining them!">>Actually he wasn't doing the mining, but doing the slightly less>strenuous and monotonous work of operating the machinery that turned the>raw ore into much-needed supplies. He recalled that once he'd considered>how the ship could virtually refit itself like this; he didn't know he'd>actually have to do it!>>Then some sort of creature that sort of looked like a two-foot-long slug,>only it was made of almost red-hot rock, chewed its way out of the>ground.>>"YOU KILLED OUR BABIESSS!" the monster somehow hissed.>>------------------>Inside Smegg's brain>A bit before>>"How is the plan working?" Yellow blinked to Cerulean.>>"This demon-god is ready for the first phase!" Cerulean blinked back.>"Activate the nidomene transmitters!">>Immediately thousands of other micros each moved toward a neuron and>emitted the hallucinatory fear-producing neurotransmitter.>>------------------>Back on the asteroid>>"Eep!" Smegg gulped. Why was everyone else off duty?!>>"YESSS YOU KILLED OUR BABIESSS!!!" the rock creature hissed again.>>"Killed - killed your babies?!?" Smegg stammered.>>"YESSSSS!!!!! AND SO WE ARE EATING YOUR SSSHIP!!!">>Smegg looked up...>>only to see two ships in the sky...>>the Blue Dwarf...>>and the Red Dwarf!>>The Blue Dwarf looked pretty damaged, but the Red Dwarf was in even worse>shape - even from ten miles below, its hull appeared to be... CHEWED on!>>------------------------------------>>Are the rock-monsters real or only a hallucination?>Is the Red Dwarf really an orbital snack bar?>Will anyone figure out where I stole the ideas of the rock-creatures and>the micros from?>>Find out sometime in the future on...>>BLUE DWARF>>----------------------------------------------------------------------->SELF CONTROL IS JUST CONDITIONED APATHY.>________________________________________________________________>GET INTERNET ACCESS FROM JUNO!>Juno offers FREE or PREMIUM Internet access for less!>Join Juno today! For your FREE software, visit:>http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj._________________________________________________________________________Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com.The continuing adventures of the Blue Dwarf...www.geocities.com/bluedwarf2000To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:JMC_Blue_Dwarf-unsubscribe@egroups.com