Pooh-pooh head

“Alwight alwight poo-poo head, I’ll see what I can do…”
Jay sat back, and tried to figure outhow he was going tell Dean that his girlfriend,  Jasmine Starbolt, was dead.
"Mp..just thought...go and get the deticves kit from my office...we've got a case to solve...."
"eee?"
"oooh good idea...Send a message to dr smelly-butt and tell him we got a stiff here...get him to do his doctor stuff and found out how she died ...just like that CSI program.."
"eee?"
"Yeah, the one with the woman with the big titts...heheheheh i said tits..."
One of the security officers handed Phil a report..."Oi ugly..Is this bay covered by the secuirty camer'as?"
The guard, who knew better but had to resist the urge to slap the little blighter(but who also didnt want his nuts ending up novelty earings) simply nodded.
"Good...you carry me to my office..my legs are tired...and bring the tapes...and a candy bar I'm hungry..."