RE: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] I am VERY angry

Jay got to his feet, having just been thrown across the bar by a rather large pirate.
"Hey C'mon!!" he yelled "My wife's over there! Don't embarrass me in front of her!!"
"You do that without anyone else's help Jay!" Alota commented, ducking a swipe from a Pirate's sword and swiftly swinging a two fisted punch into his stomach and high kicking his face.
"Um Alota...." said Jay
"Yes honey?!"
"I'd move about two paces to your right"
Alota stepped aside as Jay suggested just as Callum came charging through the crowd, pelting through the space that Alota had just seconds before been occupying.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!" he yelled, fists flying.
SMACK!
Callum opened his eyes and found himself staring at the ceiling following a hefty blow, that could quite easily have put a hole in the outer hull, from the Pirate that had thrown Jay."Ouch.." said Jay "Thats gonna sting..."
Phil was currently taking punches from 3 different pirates in quick succesion.
"Look give me a break guys!" he whined "I'm just doing my job!!!!"
"I know" said a pirate "And I appreciate that, I really do...but we've got targets to hit, I've got kids to feed, if I dont get my 'punching bonus' they'll starve!"
"Hey I'm a father" Phil said "I understand"
"PHIL PUT UP A FIGHT YOU WUSS!" Tara yelled across the room
"Keep it up for 36 hours Phildo, and it'll be Thursday!!" Jay said
"JAY SHUT UP!!" Tara scolded
"Hey, just trying to give my boy some support!"
"Yeah what a friends for...." said Phil "HEY NOT THE FACE!!!" he whimpered, covering his face in his hands.
"Suppose we'd better help him Callum my-man..." Jay said as he helped a dazed Kochanski to his feet.
Phil saw Callum and Chrysler appear behind the pirates after seeing their faces over the shoulders of the GELF's
"LOOK" he shouted, pointing behind them  "WHATS THAT!" he said, finishing off his famous battle-cry.
"Look mate" said the middle pirate, who in the midst of punching Phil had shown him pictures of his wife and kids, to help Phil realise why it was so important he reaches his monthly incentive targets, "I've been doing this for 20 years, I've heard 'em all, now give me a break!! I'm on commision!"
The other two Pirates felt Phil was a trustworthy type of fellow, and turned around, discovering Pihl WAS indeed telling the truth, as each of them quickly found the fist of either Jay or Callum firmly planted in their lower jaw. 
The middle Pirate caught sight of his comrades hitting the floor either side of him, and lost his focus for a second. "What the....?"
He looked away from Phil, just long enough for Phil's left foot tolift from the floor and land itself squarely in the groin of the pirate.
"Sorry mate!" he said "But I've gotta hit my ro-sham-bo targets for the month or my kids will starve....."
 
 
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