(no subject)

He looked away from Phil, just long enough for Phil's left foot
tolift from the floor and land itself squarely in the groin of the
pirate.
"Sorry mate!" he said "But I've gotta hit my ro-sham-bo targets for
the month or my kids will starve....."
"Oh Phil...Duck" said Tara, before she reliased that Phil was
allready pre-ducked.
A pool cue went flying over head, impaling a guy staning near Phil.
"Remind me to never to play pool her again..." said Phil.
"Reminded..Now i think it's time we...oh bugger.." said Tara as she
relised one of the pirates had grabbed Phil and dumped him in a sack
and ran off with him down the corridor..