Re: **Actionette!** Back to the matter at hand!

OOC- Woah hang on a second, its getting a little bit confusing again!
I blame Jack for switching quickly between both planets in his
Actionette! okay he did actually say "On the other planet" damn.
Right so the situation is this: on one planet is Jack and most of
the rest of the crew who are being hunted by angry Gelfs.
And on the other planet is only seymour, phil, MP, cerebrum, and the
latecomers callum, Smith, Kara and Johnny B Goode. We're pretty safe
as we've made friends with these hairy Gelfs as Seymour is going to
marry one. Apart from a psiren which has just been thrown in to make
it MORE confusing!
Sorry its confusing guys, we'll try and clear it up as best we can.
And on another note, Andy/Jay has already said he will be absent and
announced that Andy jones will be taking over the plot, this is also
because I will be finding it difficult to post over the next few
weeks as well. I'll be moving this weekend, then going on holiday to
rhodes for a week, then immediately after coming back will be
camping for a further 2 weeks. And after that might even be doing
something else! So i'd rather feel safe that someone is left in
charge :-)
-Onion
--- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com, "Adam" <aethompson@a...>
wrote:
> <SNIP> Phil was beginning to sober up, his super human abilities
> meant that his metabolism was increased, and the alcohol flew
through
> his system, relieving him of all their effects but one.
> "umm, wheres the loo?" he asked, and jay pointed back inside.
> "k, i'll be back" he said, before walking back into the room,
where
> the stick was inches from Seymours head.
> "hmm" Phil thought, "i didn't know you played the trombone!" he
said
> to seymour.
> "I don't! get this thing off me!!!" Seymour yelled, trying to push
> the psiren back.
> Phil walked briskly up to him, picked up the psiren, and squeezed.
> Then he remembered why he had come back inside, and tossed it over
> his shoulder. Unluckily for the psiren, Phil was drunk before it
> became thursday, and thus didn't know it. He had thrown the
psiren
> high into the air, through the ceiling, and into the lower
> atmosphere, where it hung.
> "how dare you leave me!" Seymour shouted at phil, who was running
off
> to the toilet. "come back here when i'm disciplining you!" Seymour
> yelled after him, forgetting completely that phil had just saved
his
> life.
> <end snip>
>
> Where: gelf planet
> Who: everyone on the Gelf planet
> When: immediately after the actionette post.
> Why: No-one in any universe, time line or continuum knows.
>
> Those who ran outside suddenly found themselves looking at a Gelf
> army.
>
> "They're trying to get us!" Yelled an NPC who charged at the army,
> shooting.
> The army, however, was hunting for the other group, and were
> surprised by this attack on the rear, but not for long.
> "It's a backup from the hairless ones!" shouted a Gelf soldier, as
> they turned their attention towards Jay's men, and killing the NPC
> who had just fired at them.
> Most of the non-combat personnel ran back inside, noticing Seymour
> leaning against the chair, cathcing his breath.
>
> As soon as Seymour heard the people running back inside, he
> immediately composed himself. "No thanks to any of you, I just
> managed to defeat the psiren all by myself."
> "Tell Phil he did a good job." said Kara.
> Seymour ignored this and continued talking. "We need to find..."
> "We need to find a place to hide." Jay interrupted in a commanding
> voice.
> The last of the combat personnel retreated into the hut. "Lets
move
> now." Jay ordered.
> Phil returned from the toilet. "That feels better."
> "Did you find a toilet?" Jay asked.
> "No, but I found a window, plus I found a secret door!"
> "Okay, show me." Jay instructed, not wanting to know how Phil
managed
> to do such a thing.
> Everyone followed the two men towards the secret door, with the
> grunts taking up the rear.
> Phil pressed a hidden button on a statue of a semi naked human
> female, with no prizes for guessing where the button was hidden.
> A part of the hut's wall opened, revealing a set of stairs.
> <tag someone who wants to discover what lies beyond...>