RE: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Don\'t cry over spilt tea, shoot someone instead.

<Snip>
"Say what?" She asked in a low menacing voice, the gun making it's way around so that it was pointed between CK's eyes. It was lucky for CK at that point that Jay entered The Phoenix....
<End Snip>
 
"ALRIGHT KOCHANSKI!!" yelled Jay as he entered the cockpit, "Get your stinking hands of my ship you darned dirty chav!"
Then he actually took the time to look at what was going on...
"AMBER?!" He spluttered, "You're pointing a gun at his head are you NUTS?!"
"Don't try and stop me Jay!" she said without turning her head to look at Chrysler "The kid's a traitor..and unless my memory for space corp's law fails me treason during a combat situation is punishable by death....." 
"Ok.." said Jay "Firstly..kid? The guy's older than you, you're three years old.." he cursed himself for pointing out the irrelevant details before concentrating on the important matter at hand, Callum, after all had a live-ammo pistol placed squarely against his forehead, of course Jay's primary concern was that if he didn't stop Amber, what little brain matter Callum had would soon be splattered all over his ships' upholstery, and that had a habit of staining.
"Traitor?!" he asked "How?!"
"He was gonna bail and leave you guy's to die!"
"Really?!" Jay said raising an eyebrow "Damn Callum......"
"You see?!" Amber said "And he was gonna steal your ship, and anyway you guys had of getting out of here to do it!"
"Still..." Jay said "Maybe this is your father's job to deal with perhaps? Fair trial and all?!"
"Why not save him the bother?..." Amber trailed off, glancing at Jay as she said this.
Jay noticed the blackness in her eyes, and was taken aback, he'd seen that same look in her father's eyes, what he didn't know was how it got to be in Amber's.
"CALLUM NOW!" he yelled, realising for the first time with certainty that Amber was NOT messing around.
Callum swung his left leg upwards, kicking Amber in the side of the head, knocking her off the seat and dropping the gun. 
Callum picked it up and aimed it at Amber.
"FOR GODS SAKE DO I HAVE  TO GO THROUGH THAT WITH YOU AS WELL?!" 
"But..but......" Callum stuttered
"You're in enough trouble as it is knob-face!" Jay added, maturity taking the leading role in insults as ever. "Now give me the goddamn gun!" 
"But..."
"THATS AN ORDER FUCKWIT!"
Callum mumbled something under his breath, flicked the safety back on the weapon and handed it to Jay.
"Right...I'm gonna have to deal with both of you later..right now we..." There was a loud crunching noise.
"What was that?!" Jay asked...fearing for his ship.
"Oh.." said Callum, "I..um..kinda tried to fly away without disengaging the mooring clamps...."
"YOU DID WHAT?!"
"See!" said Amber getting to her feet and wiping a trickle of blood from her lip
There was a crunching again, and a vibration, the cockpit began to decompress, Jay managed to hit the airlock release just in time to prevent anyone being blown out, the Phoenix was drifting away from the pirate vessel.
"And that would be the docking clamps GIVING OUT YOU FUCKING MORON!!!!" Jay yelled "THATS COMING OUTTA YOUR SALARY!!"
 
 
<tag!>
   

-----Original Message-----From: Becca [mailto:Exxbang@...]Sent: 18 September 2004 22:48To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.comSubject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Don't cry over spilt tea, shoot someone instead.Who: Amber, CKWhere: The PhoenixWhen: Read the snip~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~---- Snip ----But he didnt have time for this sort of back thinking. CK powered up the engines and prepared to leg it with the boose in tow."i'll wait 1 more miniute, then im out of here."---- End Snip ----Amber picked up her cup of tea and went to investigate the noises coming from the cockpit of The Phoenix. The jolt of the engines starting up made her stumble and drop the cup of hot liquid she was carrying.  "Smegging hell. Why did I have to stay behind to make sure no Porates borded the damn ship. Jay is way too over possessive of this thing." Amber mumbled kicking the cup down the room and into the cockpit. She removed her gun from it's holster and pointed it towards the figure sat in the pilots seat. "One more move and your brains are going to be a dashboard accessory." CK panicked and ducked lower then the seat and hit the accelorator, forgetting that the mooring clamps were attached.--- Meanwhile ---Jay plowed alond the corridor like a deranged madman with a sword. Well, I suppose he was really. Tuned into his ship he heard the squealing and buckleing of the metal.   "I'm coming baby! Don't worry!" He howled with rage and sped up.--- Back on The Phoenix ---  "Aww smeg, Jay's gonna kill me now." Amber moaned as the Phoenix complained. She jumped over the seat and landed on CK, knocking him off the seat. She killed the engines and pointed the gun at the 'intruder' in one smooth movement. "I said, one more move and your brains are mush." The black flecks in her eyes glinted and became more obvious she grinned pushing the gun hard into the 'intruders' temple.  "Hey! Hey!" CK protested, whilst deciding it best to stay very, very still. "It's CK. I'm on your side."  "Yeah, i know who you are. But in my book deserting your friends on an enemy ship counts as not being on the same side." Amber said looking over the scanners to see where everybody was and to check that everything was loaded alright  "You're one to talk. I heard rumors that you blew up a ship that could have had our crew on it." CK said, not realising what a mistake it would be. Amber growled and her eyes flared black.  "Say what?" She asked in a low menacing voice, the gun making it's way around so that it was pointed between CK's eyes. It was lucky for CK at that point that Jay entered The Phoenix....                         <Tag Jay ;)>...Protecting the universe from the scum of the Earth...www.BlueDwarf.co.uk-View the Blue Dwarf guide to the galaxy!Your number one resource in all things Blue Dwarf related!