Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Postings
Three of seven... That's it! The borg cross over from Star Trek and
invade the Blue Dwarf!
"I - ouch! - We are Speaker Will Cannon of Borg. You will be assassinated
- uh, assimilated. Resistance is feud - uh, futile. Whatever. ZZZAP!"
(gets brainfried by the collective)
"We are Speaker Seymour Nipels of Borg." (Entire Blue Dwarf crew laughs.)
"No you will NOT get to see Seven of Nine naked! ZZZAP!"
"Harris of Borg; clear out the ship or we're gonna get REALLY pissed off
and assimilate the whole smeggin' lot of you. What's that One of Five, we
can't let them surrender? It's against the Borg Code of Ethics? ZZZAP!"
"This is Speaker Van Threk of Borg. You will be - hello, is anyone
listening? Am I really here? Ouch, I mean, ARE WE really here? Hello?
"Hey all you, this is Speaker Smegg of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated.
Because the force is not with you. And we have a mega mass-robotocizer
powered by chaos emeralds, and also a stellar-converter hyperflux phase
capacitor plasma beam that can incinerate an entire planet in mere
seconds. Also an infinite improbability generator stolen from the Mecha
Guardian, and a --ZZZAP!"
"THIS IS THE BORG COLLECTIVE. WE SHOW NO MORE INTEREST IN YOUR SHIP. NONE
OF YOU ARE WORTH ASSIMILATING. PROCEED TO YOUR NEXT DESTINATION. THANK
Now seriously, what will I post? Hmmm... Lt. Smegg is supposed to be
trying to convince the mercenaries that the ship will surrender... how to
do that? I'll have to think of something...
"Let me get this straight - you want to fly on a magic carpet to visit
the Potato King
and plead for your freedom? And you want me to believe you're perfectly
-Psycho Arnold Rimmer from Red Dwarf, "Quarantine"
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