Re: Ozzfeast04 (2104 that is)

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"Holly" He said
"Yes Callum?" Replied the computer.
"Search the crew roster, make a list of all personel with an
interest in rock music."
"Consider it done."
"Then send an internal memo to them telling them that there are now
tickets to ozzfest availble."
"Right"
<END SNIP>
Holly spoke to Callum again.
"I've sent them all off, but the fifth one may have a little
difficulty making it."
"Why, Hol?"
"Johnny B. Goode is marked down as being insane, and is locked up in
the asylum."
"Oh." Callum replied. "What the smeg for? I thought he was one of
the sane ones."
"Really?" Holly's eyes widened. "He spends half of his time thinking
he's someone totally different."
"I had absolutely no idea Hol."
"Yeah, he spent half of his time playing guitar on one of the diesel
decks, but a pipe somehow made the sound travel up to Cerebrum's
office, so he locked up the smegger."
"Oh. Is there five other people?"
"No. Only four other."
"Oh well, how hard would it be to break him out?"
"Easier than convincing Cerebrum to let him out."
"Oh." Callum said. "I'm not going to let a rock brother be treated
like this by the establishment. I'll do my bloody best to see that
he makes it to the concert."
Holly rolled his eyes.
"But first I need a drink."
<Tag Callum>