Re: Efof \"Meeting Python\"

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All of a sudden, the Blue Midget crash landed on the planet.
Python, Efof and Bonzai Boy climbed out of the ship and onto the
deserted planet.
"Where is everyone?" Efof asked.
"Don't know!"Python replied. "Maybe we should walk around for a
while!"
They started to walk around the planet.
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Who: Python, Efof Yuwan'kar, Brian Paskevich and Bonzai Boy
Where: Planet at the centre of the universe
"Tsk… another ruined ship!" Said Efof looking back at the
smouldering Blue Midget, its robotic leg twitching like a dying
animal. "Ah well," he said hopefully and scanned the miserable
looking horizon.
"Nice place! Very atmospheric" Efof quipped, but nobody took any
notice. They trudged onwards. Efof noticed `Bonzai boy' following
them. He inched closer to Python worriedly.
"Psst! Don't look now but we're being followed by something!"
Python looked back. "Don't worry, that's Bonzai Boy, he's my friend,
he's a genetically enhanced bonsai tree!"
"Erm… yes!" Said Efof. "I believe you!" he inched away from Python
and looked back suspiciously at the walking foliage behind them. To
Efof, every experience was a new and exciting one- he'd almost got
used to the pink tree walking around medi-bay rustling its leaves,
but this little plant was freaky somehow. It walked on bendy little
gnarled roots that were legs. Efof thought, if it had eyes, they
would be small and slitty and suspicious.
Bonzai boy walked up to Efof and rubbed against his legs. "Uurgh!
Get away you weird little freak!" he kicked it away gently, then
booted it harder as it came back for more.
"Don't worry, he's only trying to be friendly" said Python.
"It scares me!" Said Efof hurrying away from the weird but
affectionate little thing.
The bonzai instead started to bother Brian, who didn't seem to mind
it as much as Efof. Although a walking bonzai was barely a normal
thing to see.
In the distance they could see the Rescue Party's Starbug, they
headed towards it, Efof all the time keeping an eye on the
suspicious gnarly piece of walking foliage.
When they reached the Starbug, Efof took a look inside. "Okay Mr
Python my new best friend! Keep a look out for any kind of danger,
baddies, wierdos and especially him!" He pointed to the bonzai, who
seemed to be giving him evil eyes, if it HAD eyes.
Efof went inside and found nobody there. "It looks like they
abandoned this `Bug, Brian, try radioing for help."
Brian turned on the comms system while Efof rooted around for
something to eat, or shiny to look at. "This is Paskevich to Jay
Chrysler's team, please respond. I think we're a bit late please
advise!"
He waited for a response, then was interrupted by Python shouting
from outside. "Efof, remember you were saying about your friends,
and that you'd never see them again?"
"Yeh?"
"Well did they have four arms like you?"
"Yeh"
"And on their head their…"
"Yeh, why?"
"Well one's chewing on my arm!"
Efof ran outside.
"Pritt Kirstofferson!" Efof saw his old friend. "Now Pritt, what
have I told you about chewing people, nomatter how affectionately."
Pritt and a few more Ffionians clawed at them all. Their flesh
hanging off their bones. One Ffionian was even waving a dislocated
arm with one of his other three.
"Pritt, no, NO! Get back!"
Pritt snarled, trying to bite Efof, Efof pushed him back. "Mate,
you've really let yourself go!" He pushed him back, but the crowd of
dead Ffionians forced them back into the Starbug. "Here if you want
something to chew on, have a bonzai!" Efof kicked the small tree
outside and locked the Starbug hull hatch with himself Brian and
Python inside.
The zombie Ffionians outside poked the wierd little bonzai with
contempt.
<Tag Python, Brian or Jay on the radio>
--- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com, "Brian"
<brian_pashkevich@y...> wrote:
>
> Who:-Efof,Python,And Brian
> Where:-Blue Midget
> When:-sometime
>
> After A rough awakening sleeping in the gun locker on one of the
> Blue Midgets,Brian opens the hatch and staggers out finding Efof