*conclusion!!*

<snip>
"Lets go meet Satan then shall we." Jack then made an attempt at
forcing
himself through the door and bounced off and hit the floor almost as
hard as
he had hit the door.
<end snip>
"Come on everyone! CHARGE!!!" Jack yelled, pointing his bazookoid
at the devil, and began charging, firing wildly. Everyone behind
followed suit, not wanting to leave him in a suicide charge alone.
Satan stepped down from his throne, and perkins marched bravely
behind him. Directly behind him...
"You puny humans!" Satan yelled, using his mental powers to throw
people around. Jack was one of the first. He hit the wall with a
nasty thud, his weapon smashing against the wall, the energy core
overloading right next to him, singeing some hair.
Satan was throwing everyone around left right and centre, none of
the weapons doing anything to him.
A few minutes more of this, and the dwarfers were tiring, Satan
showed no signs of letting up, the energy levels of the cannons rose
rapidly, luckily, not rapidly enough, as Dante staggered back into
the room, holding a hip flask, swishing it around.
"woo!!! i did it! got them all!!!" he yelled, being really happy,
too happy considering the situation. He took another swig, and
burst into song.
"Jingle bells! jingle bells! jingle all the way!" he began,
staggering to one side.
Satans eyes blurred over as the notes from Dante's singing voice
tore through his ears. The shield that was blocking the dwarfers
attack flickered, a few bazookoid shots got through, knocking him
back.
Seeing this, Jack stood up, looking upon the carnage that a few sung
words had done. Not being drunk, Jacks singing voice was a *little*
better, so he took up the stage.
"oh what fun it is to ride on a one horse open sleigh"
Satan looked at him, losing focus, as more shells tore into him,
knocking him back to the plant. He tried to use his mental powers
to throw some people around, but all they felt was a slight breeze.
Dante continued the song for a bit, while Jack ran to the back of
the group of dwarfers, and pulled Melissa from it.
"come on babe, sing, help us, its weakening satan!" he said to her,
running her to the front of the group, where she joined in with
dante and himself.
As Jack, Melissa and Dante sang, more of the crew joined in, until
the whole room was filled with song, with a musical score of weapons
fire in the background. Satan fell to his knees, as the music tore
through his mind. Jack took this time to break away from the group,
and climbed up the plant behind satan, powerless to do anything,
satan could only watch as Jack pulled out his knife, looked at the
part Satan had used to charge up the cannons, and simply pushed the
off button, putting his knife away.
Satan was crumbling before them, the "mere mortals"
<tag, someone finish him off>