Suicide? I certainly hope not!

Where: In the Space Eagle (Fitted with holo-weapons)
Who: Efof and Mk.6
When: During Phil's speach
"Efof," Mk.6 said, "What say i take over the weapons controls?"
"Why? I recon i'm doing a pretty good job." Efof said in his defence.
"Well, you WOULD be doing a great job if it werent for the fact that
instead of focusing on the Enterprise you keep trying to get
autographs from the people in the planet express as they make a pass
for us, and shooting at them when they refuse, missing, and hitting
the Blue Dwarf instead!" exclaimed Mk.6
"...perhaps you should take over the weapons for a while." said Efof
timidly.
Mk.6 remover an service panel and tore out some wires. After he
opened a panel on himself he proceded to plug wires into sockets and
routed weapon controls to himself.
"Ok, Efof, I need you to circle the Enterprise at full speed. That
should help us evade their weapons. Just try to dodge the Planet
Express. So far, the only weapons they have used is extreme
profanity, but we should assume they have some kind of weapons
system." Mk.6 explained.
"Ok," replied Efof, "But can I try to ask them for an autograph just
ONE more time?"
"Efof, just do it."
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