OOC- New member John Bailey

Say hello to new member John Bailey! Welcome aboard sir, I hope you
have a pleasant stay on the Blue Dwarf - although at the minute most
people are getting in Starbugs and leaving the ship in search of an
alien weapon - so perhaps come and join us!
Character Name: John Bailey
Gender: Male
Age: 32
Nationality: English
Department: security
Job Title: guard
Player/NPC? active
Physical Appearance
Quite tall,slim,quite short hair. has beard,wears glasses,quite big
nose.
Personality and Interests
Annoying smug smartass.Tries to think of witty put-downs/comebacks
but just ends up getting punched.Thinks he's the cleverest,most
attractive man in the world but is of course a pompous,full of
himself idiot.Enjoys having arguments with people and reading.
History
raised by his evil grandmother untill he left home at the age of
fifteen.Became janitor at a primary school.After ten years of
cleaning up sick,trained to be a guard.His career was going
nowhere,but luckily,he had an uncle in the space corps.He cheated
his way to success like the bastard he is.
Favourite Sayings
"Oh yeah?Well..." "Well,you are an
imbicile,actually" "'ello 'ello,whats going on 'ere?"