The next task... (Niples, Jack, Athena)

<snip> "Well done Arselicker and Tit! Now get ready for your next
challenge!" Said the King.
Jack and Seymour almost collapsed. </snip>
"Your next challange..." the King boomed... "is...."
He stopped, and wiped his mouth. He brooded over this process for an
uneccesarily long time, taking extra care to wipe each atom on his
mouth with precision.
"Yes??" snapped Seymour, impatiently.
"Patients aren't just for hospitals!" the King roared. His minions
all laughed, as if conditioned to do so.
"Your next task," he continued, "is... to escape."
Jack and Seymour looked at each other, then back at the King. They
looked at each other again for good measure. Surely there was a
catch.
"Excuse me?" asked Jack.
"You heard me! Escape from my planet.. back to your little ship.
That is your challange."
"That's our challange? No catch?"
"No catch! Why would there be a catch?"
They looked at each other again, and decided that they might as well
agree.
"Breasticus..." the King coughed, drawing Athena's contemtuous
glance, "you shall go with them. Make sure that they don't try
anything funny."
He clicked his fingers and her chains were opened. This was almost
too easy.
"I want my clothes," Athena demanded. "My real clothes."
The King sighed, and clicked his fingers again. One of the goat-fox
creatures brought forward a brown robe, leather boots and a silver
belt. She threw it at Athena, carelessly. She grabbed her clothes,
delighted to have them back, and put them straight on.
"Now go," said the King. "Before I change my mind. Farewell, Tit and
Arselicker."
---
Of course, there was a catch.
The three started walking across the phallic plains of the planet,
watching every tight corner in case of a trap of sorts.
"He can't have just let us go!" exclaimed Seymour.
"Shut up... don't complain!" said Jack.
"Thanks for saving me, you guys," said Athena. "That King was really
doing my tits in."
Before they could reply, a giant flower landed from the sky in front
of them. It was a giant, hairy pink flower which opened and closed
threateningly in front of them.
"For some reason, I suddenly miss Melissa..." said Jack.
"Run around it!" said Athena, so they did. It didn't mind.
However, they were then attacked by five hairy flowers. They began
bouncing around in front of them, spraying them with something which
resembled sea water.
"They're trying to drown us!" cried Seymour. "We've got to attack
them!"
"But.. they're kind of cute... don't you think?" said Jack.
<Tag Jack or Seymour>

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