"my whole World just fell apart!"

Who: jenny
where: everywhere
when: after the bugs were gone...
**I would like to thank Dave for his help writing this post, without
his input, this would be a boring post. By boring, i mean there
wouldn't really be a post....**
Jenny slid from the Gun turret on the side of the Blue Dwarf, a
several mile long ship, designed to make travel for the pregnant woman
pure and utter hell.
She swore under her breath and began the long trek to her room,
virtually at the other end of the ship.
"dammit... why did i have to get drunk?... why?...." she asked
herself, thinking back to the night with Seymour. She shuddered at
the thought, and stopped for a rest. Usually one of the fastest, and
fittest in a group, but now the opposite... the weight of the child in
her womb pulling her to the ground, telling her to take it easy.
"If this is only five months... i dread to think what it'll be like in
another 4..." she pondered, and pushed off from the wall, continuing
her long trek.
She stopped several more times, getting even more worn out the further
she walked.
"Miss Bond... you really should book yourself in at the gym once in a
while." she heard, a pompous, good for nothing voice that could only
belong to Seymour.
She turned round to face him, and gave him a look that said 'leave me
alone or i'll tear your face off'.
"Hey, no need for that, its ok, we all let ourselves go sometime." he
continued.
"I'm pregnant." she said slowly, staring at Seymour.
"This is no time for excuses, its for your own good, the gym will get
that off of you in no time." he said, trying to be nice.
"I'M SMEGGING PREGNANT YOU ARSEWIPE!!!!!" she screamed, throwing her
fist at Seymours face, connecting in such a way as to send him
spiralling to the floor.
Seymour got up quickly, and ran after her, trying to catch her.
"leave me alone!" She said, as he awkwardly bumbled after her.
"Pregnant? I'm sorry i didnt realise." Seymour shook his head. "tsk,
the youth of today!"
"does the father know?" he asked her.
"Evidently not!" Jenny scowled.
"Oh dear." Said Seymour, "how very .....modern."
"oh, so you're modern now are you?" jenny asked, smiling faintly, if
Seymour was going to be pestering her, she might as well have some fun.
seymour ignored her comment, sighed and looked at his shoes. He had
always wanted to pursue a relationship with jenny further, but he
didnt feel right now that she seemed to carrying someones baby.
"So i suppose... theres no chance of anything happening with... us,
seing as you've.... you.... you're knocked up?"
"anything happening? that sounds like the future tense..." Jenny said,
"what about whats already happened?" she asked, a hand lying on her
stomach, as the baby kicked gently. She smiled absently.
"well, Dad, i think thats obvious isn't it?" she said, and watched
seymours expression fall, as his entire world collapsed in on itself.
then his eyes fell to Jenny's stomach, then he looked up at her, and
mouthed 'me...'
She looked at him, and said plainly "took your smegging time."
"Oh my god! My entire world just fell apart!!" said Seymour.
Jenny slouched as she stood.
"I didnt think you'd take it THAT badly!"
Seymour said nothing, put pushed past her to see through a window into
space. "No... I mean our world..... earth.... just... just... exploded"
Jenny turned, and looked out of the window, large meteors floated
past, she looked out into space, and almost fell backwards against the
wall. A Tear fell from her cheek...
"so... what now?...." she asked.
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