Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Am I the only one who is qualified and sain in the medi-bay?
Tara explained about the dog tablets, sickness
tablets and the various mental fluctuations....
"I actually thought i was a Parrot?" Joe asked.
"Yes, and i think you've got some appologising to do to a certain Pink Tree,
after urinating on it and snapping some of it's twigs" said Tara
"Twigs, ha ha ha , twigs, he he he, that's a good one, twigs, wigs, swigs,
ha ha ha he he he" said Joe, the drugs were fully taking effect now. "Sorry,
Pinky" Joe shouted in the direction of the tree.
"Thanks for your help, Nurse Cleavage...twigs, bhaaahaaa haaa" Said Joe.
"No problem" replied Tara.
Joe left the medibay, weaving unsteadily out of the door.
He was suddenly picked up under his shoulders and escorted down the
corridor, he turned his head and saw that it was Tom and Dick that were
holding him in the air.
"Whats going on guys? haahaha ha" Joe gigled.
"We've got a situation Schweeble, Harris want's all the security team
together to issue a new weapon for catching Evil Phill" said Tom.
"Evil Phill ate a meal on a window sill while getting the bill, hehehehe"
Joe ranted. "Ok Tom, let's get it on, hahahaha"
So Tom and Dick carried a jibbering slightly insane Joe to the security
office to get the new assignment.
>Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Am I the only one who is qualified and sain in
>Date: Mon, 30 Apr 2001 14:57:19 EDT
>Tara walked into Dr.Keto's office after unlocking it. She held a syringe
>a mouldy green coloured gunkey liquid in it in her right hand and a syringe
>with a very strong pain killer in the other,
>"Here, urm..." Tara thought for a moment 'what the hell do you call a male
>parrot' "urm, here polly i've got some seed for you" she said. Schweeble
>jumped out of the tree sending it across the office where it rustled in
>disgust. Schweeble squawked and pretended to fly towards Tara. As he did so
>Tara got the needle ready and stuck it into the Parrot. Schweeble groaned
>looked around, saw the human shaped hole in the door and groaned again
>"What the smeg happened, I've got the worst hangover in history"
>"Here this will dull the pain, and numb most of your body for 24 hours"
>Schweeble looked slightly alarmed then smiled as the effects of the drugs
>took hold. Tara carried him into the main medi-bay and put him on a
>"So what did happen to me?" Tara explained about the dog tablets, sickness
>tablets and the various mental fluctuations.....
><Care to take over from here>
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