re : oh my god etc....

**Public Anouncement**
 
Due to the act that Phil FeBuggure, to wit, Blue Dwarfs own sadistic hardlight hologram, did perform involving a rodent with flatuence(eg force feeding him "Flat-u-olot ver 2.3", his last post will not reach the servers. In the mean time, until he has finished his community service(cleaning out the ventalation system) here is ...
 
"The Final Days of Kenny the Flatuent Hamaster!"
 
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Kenny scuttered through the air vents. He had just passed a semi-comatose human trying to hold his breath who scarred him. And when you are only 3 inches tall, a rodent, and your only defense is flatuence, then well....A farting hamaster got to do, what a farting hamsters got a do
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Meanwhile, on the drive deck a very silly person put his hand on the button marked (with very small letters)"Don't press this button unless you want to flush the ventalation system  gasses out into space as anything smaller then a dog will be flushed out as well, ok"
The button was pushed(this very silly person might have been the captain, but then it might not, you decide)
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The captain, who was doing a "surprise review"(actualy sniffing the crew in the drive room to find out who had farted) glanced at the radar screen and spied a rodent shape object floting into deep space. He didn't know it but the hamster was jeting towards Kayn...
 
Phil will be back next time, and, as soon as he figures out who called him a sadistic hologram, then THEY WILL PAY FOR INTERFERING WITH THE PLAN. or not.
 
Will Kayn make it back to the dwarf?
Will Phil collect his winnings on betting that Kayn would be left behind?
Will Nick make it out of the air vents with out his nostrils giving out?
 
Find out next time on "Blue Dwarf - Adventures beyond good taste..."
(Music goes here)
 
Thanks to :
    Post by :Blue Dwarf Comunitiy Service Administration Unit (B.D.C.S.A.U.)
    Funded By : Campain for Libereration and Intergration of Terryifing Orgainisms and Rehab Into Soceity(C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S)
Disclaimer:No hamaster was harmed during the making of this post, but Kayn is in for a nasty shock...
 
OOC:How do people feel for a slight messabout plot line to fill in time until we get to the planet. It not a serious one(only very minor unnamed NPC's will be affected  and can be ended at anytime), but here's a clue...
 
Be Afraid, Be very AFRAID..... 
 
 
Ps - see told you I'd kill him off