OOC

OOC-
Hey guys,
Things are grtting a little complicated with people catching up with the
storyline, and some people writing in the present.
So to help prevent confusion could you all write at the top of your posts:
The location the post takes place
The time the post takes place (either use a date or say "after mr. X's post"
so we know when it is happening)
Your character name (so we can quickly see who is posting. Some people have
complained to me they can't remember all of the characters)
This is all I ask, and could you all try to keep as close as you can to the
storyline I provide in the action posts, of we'll end up with loads of
story's going off at tangents. Which can get very confusing at times!
Thanks
Commander Seymour Niples
>From: "Lonewolf909" <coolteen7_98@...>
>Reply-To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@egroups.com
>To: <JMC_Blue_Dwarf@egroups.com>
>Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Kayn and space/time/diahorea
>Date: Thu, 9 Nov 2000 22:35:35 -0000
>
>Title - Kayn does his confusing part to stop DeBugger and Wolf destroying
>the universe by trying to solve the time loop they are trapped in...You
>need a professionial! (besides...haven't posted in ages)
>
>Kayn was waken up by his future self outside of starbug. Knowing that Kayn
>would answer on the third knock and almost push himself off of the ladder
>and onto the floor, the future self stepped back.
>
>'Hey Kayn' said the real Kayn. he looked about the engineering deck...it
>really should be time he finds his quarters..suddenly, he noticed
>something, or the lack of something
>'Where's the other two?'
>'The past one's gone back to Ganymede boarding school - his dreams finished
>just about now'
>'Thats right...I remember one of my dreams where I was playing a game i
>didn't understand on an uncharted planet...' Kayn began. The other Kayn was
>bored...he'd heard it all before. 'So wheres the other one?'
>'Thats what I want to see you about' said the other one very sternly
>'Technically, people like us should only hang arround once every time the
>great cosmos makes a cock-up...'
>'Like at Christmas?' suggested Kayn
>'Usually, or during seances...but thats another matter' the future one
>said, 'But we've been accompanying you for at least a month and a half -
>and that's very peculiar'
>'Really?' said Kayn, trying to look like he understood
>'Ok...I'll explain it again' said the future Kayn, knowing that he once
>didn't understand. 'Remember that film with Bill Murray where he kept on
>repeating the same day over and over again?'
>'Oh...yeah...sorta...' said Kayn
>'This could be very drastic...' said the future Kayn 'your present echo has
>been destroyed due to the unnatural way this time loop's correction is
>being carried out...'
>'How is it being sorted out?' asked Kayn
>'With a glow in the dark haddock and a set of industrial strength
>laxatives'
>'Eh???'
>'Never mind...first...i need you to go to the canteen and find Commander
>Nipel's dinner for this afternoon - it should be ravioli on toast
>(sorry...first thing that popped into my head) and a beef and tomato Pot
>Noodle'
>'Why not another type of Pot Noodle?'
>'Trust me'
>A minute later, Kayn was back with a kettle, a pot noodle and some ravioli
>on toast.
>'Why????' he asked again
>'Now...make the pot noodle'
>'How?'
>'Read the instructions idiot! I can not believe how dense i was at your
>age!!!!!'
>
>Ten minutes later a lovely(????) pot noodle was ready. Kayn was also
>ordered to pile the ravioli on top of it.
>
>'Now eat it'
>Kayn was a bit hesitant about it - but after the first bite he ate it to
>the last noodle...and then he felt it...
>
>His intestines were working at dodecadrupal rate (12 times).
>
>'Ok...stage one is completed...now give Phil these instructions' The future
>Kayn held out a bit of paper with some pencilled words saying 'Unplug the
>Drains' on them.
>
>'Was there any point in giving me diahorea?' Kayn asked
>'Sure there was - It's cuz I have to get my kicks from somewhere!'
>
>The future Kayn faded out...and Kayn was already cursing as he waddled up
>to the science bays.
>
>(OK...just needed to do something to keep myself in the plot without
>getting eaten...besides...I decided I'll be a part of this too!!! ^_^)
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