What the smeg is going on?

Coughing, Dean came to life, and saw all hell happening on the Holodeck, in
a corner, Kayn was busy fighting flames, a small pile of emoty canisters at
his feet.
"Kayn?"
"Yeah?" he shouted back, hoarse from the smoke.
"What the smeg is going on?" said Dean searching round for an extingusher.
"I dunno! We're on fire though!"
"Smart man, why aren't the sprinklers on?"
"Erm.. pass."
"Oh smeg." said Dean, locating a terminal instead of an extingisher. "Well,
let's see here..." These were brave words, as Dean, whilst being a damn good
pilot, and knowing the Blue Midget, Starbug and a number of other
spacecraft's computer systems off by heart, all boiled down to nothing. As,
Dean had just found out, this system had been heavily scramblified by the
heat and scorching of the flames.
<Kayn?>
Dean
<OOC: scramblified, my new word of the day>
<OOC: no, I don't know how to spell 'extingusher'>
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