Another brilliant plan

Who: Lenin and everybody else in the general area that Lenin's in
Where: The center of the universe, since the universe is infinite, that
means any point can be considered the center since there will be an infinite
distance going away in all directions
> "Oh smeg!" they said simultaneouslty, realising that as they had just
> crushed Lenin, beneath them, the skutters looked pretty angry....
> "RUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" they shouted, before leaping off, the fellowship in
> tow....
Lenin again struggled to his feet, snapped his fingers, and watched as the
scutters bounced a bunch of 7.64 mm bullets off of the door that Dean and
Armer just exited. That he turned back to Eve as a squad of scutters zoomed
off in hot pursuit of Dean and Armer.
"Of course saving the ship is the primary concern," he said, "because if the
ship is destroyed, then all hope of social progression to the next logical
stage, communism, will be lost for the galaxy. Now, I've got a brilliant
plan to stop him. What you have to do is disable the power to the stage so
his microphone will shut off, and then I, as the leader of the local
government, will set up a tax audit on him, claiming unpaid concert taxes,
and have him sent to the gulag for eighty years for failure to pay the
aforementioned taxes. Okay?"