You didn't want to do that...

Who : Phil and a the people in resurant plus The voice( in ittalics)
When : Just before a person made the biggest mistake of his stupid life
Where : Int the city, near a bus terminal
 
Well it had takne him half an hour to get the woman to underatsnd what he meant, but finally his bacon buttie(with brown sauses) had arrived. He sat down at the counter, placed his buutie on the plate then looked around for some salt, for taste. Spotting some, he wallked over to it and picked it up.
 
He then heard a commotion behind him.
 
"Okay none move. Get down on the floor." Two pople, a man and a woman, were holding a very large stick and were trying to rob the place by the looks of it.
 
Phil coudn't help himself. "Which is it?"
 
"Pardon, " asked the man, his train of though derailed for a moment(not hard considering a flea could outwit this guy)
 
"I said gimp features, Do you want us to lie on the floor, Or don't move. We can't do both now can we?"
 
"Do you want some of this?" said the man bradishing something towards Phil.
 
"Well yes I do, it's my bacon buttie..."
 
The woman, another person on this planet with a deathwish grabbed the buttie and threw it to the floor.
 
"That wasn't a very nice thing to do now was it Phil?" said the voice in Phil's mind, "Why not kill them"
 
"NO I WILL NOT KILL THEM!" Phil screamed.
 
There was a silince for a moment , then the two started to argue about things. At this moment the door to the resurant dinged, indicating a new customer was entering the store.
 
Actually it was two customers. Phil knew them both very well. They were his kids, Rufus and amber still holding hands.
 
They spoke togtehr "We reuire sustance. You will provide it."
 
"Like hell I will, " said the man rasining the stick.
 
"look, if you won't kill them, hurt them. He's threatning your kids......"
 
Phil shouted, "oi you keep way from them," and let loose with a blast of "laser vision" on the floor, burning through the floor and hitting a gas pipe, which caused a minor explosion in the reurant, knocking the an and woman (and the kids and Phil) out through the window and onto the street.
 
Tara, who was "driving" (eg she was in the shape of a car) saw the explosion and changed very quickly back to her normal shape when she saw who was invloved.
 
Luckly, due in part to their GELF nature, Phil and the children survived the blast. Phil was lying on the floor , covered in glass, laughing.
 
As  Tara Approched, Phil sat up and looked around at the other people besides him. He leant over and felt for a pulse. None. Guilt factor = 0. Don't give a damm quotent = 1532523455,884678
 
"That makes four. Thought you said you wean't gonna kill anymore..."
 
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