*BOMF*

Erm.. normally I'd Snipit. But, to be honest, there's only one real plot
going on at the moment, so its not REALLY necessary.
Dean saw Evil Jay armed with a big sword heading towards Tara, cutting
swathes through the robots.
Dean, strangely, was being a coward (hell, maybe Elvis was), but despite his
attempts, Elvis was slowly taking over his mind.
He kept on feeling urges to unbutton his uniform to show his chest and to
slick his hair back with several tubs of Brillcream.
Shaking his head, he leapt towards EJ, whacking a robot one on the noggin as
he passed, before slamming into EJ, rolling over on the ground, and saying
"ARGH!"
The words "ARGH!" were not unusual, I think most men would agree, in this
particular case, the words "ARGH!" were an understatement. After all, when
you are stabbed by a smegging great sword, and the thigh near your groinal
area starts spurting blood, its only natural to go "ARGH!". An inch to the
left, and you'd go "ARGH!!!!!", but only in a considerably higher voice.
"You utter sod."
"Thanks." said EJ, trying to remove his sword.
"You utter bastard!"
"Look, your flattering me."
*BOMF* *BOMF* *BOMF* *BOMF* BOMF*
The *BOMF* was the noise of EJ's head rythmically beating against the
ground, before he was caught in a ray from a robot...
Dean "*BOMF*" Thomas
<OOC: Don't go!>
Madness Takes Its Toll, Please have Exact Change
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