5 seconds must be a record...

Who : Phil, Doom etc
Where : Phil's new office
When : After Doom question.
 
"WEll, that must be a record. Only 5 seconds..."
 
"WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT YOU FOLLISH SNIFFER OF MUPPET'S UNDERAMS.."
 
Phil leant over the desk and grabbed Doom by the collor.
 
"Listen you stupid eletcric donkey bitter. I've only been in this job for 5 seconds and allready I have had a theif go missing, and some oen who we'd all though had buggered off the ship is now asking ME stupid questions about the applocalype. I do NOT submit, because I have SEEN the appcalypes and belive me, you would NOT want to see that repeated here, IF YOU KEEP ON ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS. ARE WE UNDERSTOOD MISTER AND STAND TO ATTENTION WHEN YOU ADDRESS A SENIOR OFFICER........"
 
Phil let go of Doom, who was quite impressed by his bosses outburst.
 
"I SHALL TAKE THAT AS AN AFFIRMATION OF YOUR LOYTALY. IS IS NOW YOUR TURN TO COMMAND ME..."
 
"Exccelnt, " Said Phil, sitting down. "I need you to find a theif goes bny the MO of Grabby. He is to be taken alive and unharmed. Yes i know that for the security department on this ship what I just said is like asking for a pork sausage at a jewih wedding, but just make sure it happens. Dismissed."
 
Doom left Phil's office. Seeing him go put a smile on his face. He then wrote a note for the clearnes to come in and tidy this , well, mess, and went off to see if Jay had arrived yet. He then stopped by his old lab to pick up a computer padd which had some VERY intresting files on it....
 
** 10 mins later, Hanger bay **
 
Jay was walking round the wrekage of the space eagle, with the plans in his hand.
 
Phil wathed him for a few mins, an idea forming in his mind.
 
He tapped Jay on the shoulder, cauisng his old freind to jump about 10 feet in the air and adpot a fighting pose. Crysler looked carefefully at Phil's face, and seeing blue there, smiled.
 
"I thought for a moment it was ...you know..him..What you been up too?" asked Jay
 
"Working on a bomb to destroy the missle. Nothing we've got is powerful enough otherwise. What are YOu up to?"
 
"about to rebuild/redesing the space eagle."
 
Phil put a freindly arm around jay shoulder.
 
"When you done that, I'll need a small favour from you.."
 
"Sure, what is it..."
 
Phil pressed a button on the computer pad. "I'll need you to build this for me..."
 
Jay took the pad and looked at it. His mouth dropped open. "You have got to be f'ing kidding me. You can't even Fly a bug Phil...."
 
"Wrong, I can...."
 
There was something about the way Phil said that last statment that made him shiver with regonistion..."I'll Tell nipples you on board.."
 
Phil smiled "No you won't. Because if you do tell Niples or anyone else on board I'm here, I might have to , well, lets just say that you evil counterpart would find it rather fitting..."
 
Jay wondered what he meant, until suddenly...."Alota.....Don't you dare touch her you bastard....."
 
Phil smiled again and started to walk away. "Rember Crysler, you ain't seen me, this conversation never happened. And make sure that as soon as you've finihsed the eagle, you build that or....." Phil started to wistle the funeral march again...
 
Jay looked down again on the bad...one word kept flashing over and over again.....
 
"RAGNAROK"
 
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