Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] **Action** \"parallels pt1\"

Kayn
Drive Room
Drusilla's trying to kill me and you want to know the time???!!!
 
Kayn with his new tie-dye hair cut had 'patched thigns up' with Johnson, by working on a coding program for him. Unfortunatly for him - he didn't see what James wrote on the bottom of the messages, namely "These were sent by the seventeen year old smurf"
 
Kayn was about to kill Johnson when Drusilla walked in, clutching a huge rusted spoon, with a trail of foam leaking out of her mouth.
 
Kayn quickly took another drink of coffee from his thermos
Then hit Johnson round the lips
Then prayed to every god on Doom's shelf in the space of a second
 
Drusilla spat on the spoon and dived at Kayn's rib section, trying desperatly to 'cut' into Kayn's abdomen.
 
It was going to be another one of those days for Kayn
He could tell
 
And that parralel dimension jumping thingy didn't sound too...enterprising either...
 
Kayn
Crawling out of sick bay with two new stitches treated with ointment
Five minutes after being disected with a rusty kitchen implement used to eat yoghurt.
 
Kayn's ribs hurt, and his splene was missing-  well, he knew where it was, e just thought Efof was more suited to digging through the trash than he was. He had a replacement put in by Keto, as well as some blue emulsion paint into the hair - strengthening the glow and lifetime of it.
 
He trapsed over to engineering to see if Steev needed any help with the dimension drive
 
Kayn
Engineering
Time...Um....I'll phone a friend
 
Steev accepted the help, but was nervous about Kayn's welding skills
They were just too dangerous
 
"KAYN!" shouted Steev "You weld with the goggles on your FACE!"
"Like this?" asked Kayn, dangling the goggles off of his ears, welding another part of the dimension drive onto the engine
"Never mind" Steev muttered to himself
 
News on the Plan
YEY!!! MOCKS ARE OVER!!! PLAN IS UNDERWAY BIG TIME!
Christmas is arround the corner!
 
Right...need some serious work now
 
Everyone, can you send me your favorite plot device in Red Dwarf (or blue dwarf) and refer to the episode it was in
Example:
 
- Total Immersion Videogames (Gunmen of the Apocalypse Episode)
 
I will also try to work out vague descriptions of the shows (so instead of gunmen of the apocalypse i'd accept "The episode where they all entered Kryten's dream as video game characters dressed up in cowboy suits")
 
Send all your suggestions to the plan to coolteen7_98@... or lonewolf_909@... or icq me at 55507576.
 
Keep on Writing
Lonewolf909
 
Plan Completion...
|||||||||| 10% Complete
Were you expecting it to grow? TOUGH!
 
Quotes of the Day
"HELLLLLOOOOOO??!?!?!?!" - Trigger Happy TV
"I knew I should've stayed in bed this morning" Jim Raynor, Starcraft
"Hey whats that? Oh it's ma shadow! Hey ma shadow's lookin nice!" The Cat, Red Dwarf