let's get the ball rolling
Operation mint sauce.
As everyone was currently trying to get absolutely rat arsed....and succeeding...in parrotts Alota thought it would be a good idea to start straight away.
"Dolly" Alota called when she arrived in med...phsyc...bay....whatever,
"Yes" came the prude reply of a well groomed person,
"Filter a message to all the people who could not make the meeting, tell them that they are to slowly turn into sheep" she'd just managed to squeak out the last bit when a rather shaky voice came through the speakers. IT sounded like one of the toilet cleaners from captain cannons memorial toilet,
"Plastic surgeon Alota chrysler please report to command deck immediately", the shaky voice said, Alota felt sorry for her.
Marching up to command deck Alota saluted the captain, the captain who had had a rather fluffed up version of a lip job glared at her,
"Chrysler" she said her lip flopping way more then it was supposed to,
"Yes captain" Alota said trying not to laugh as Hussain talked, most of the drive room where trying not to laugh hard too,
"I've decided to reassign you" she said slyly but with a grin
"Yes captain?" Alota asked getting her hopes up,
"You have been reassigned to"
"Yes"
"to......to.....(insert booming voice) BOG DUTY!" the captain cackled, Alota's face fell,
"No a hairnet" Alota whimpered,
"You can start with my ensuit toilet in the captains quarters!" she cackled, Alota left feeling rather grouchy.
Half an hour later she was scrubbing the captains toilets, overalls hair net and yellow rubber gloves. She looked around looking for any sort of cameras. Getting some Clingfilm she placed it over the top of the toilet,
"Na to obvious, hey I've got an idea" she pulled the extra bottle of instant cement out of her overalls and poured a small thin line around the edge of the toilet seat, luckily the cement was the same colour as the toilet seat.
Alota paged the captain,
"Captaaaaaaaain" she bleated remembering the plan, "Your toileeet has been cleeeeeeeaned" she finished,
"Good I'll be down to inspect it in a minute". Alota made a hasty retreat. She ran all the way over to captain cannons memorial toilet before she heard a
"AGGGGGGGGGGGH SOMEONE GET ME A HACKSAW MY ARSE IS STUCK TO THE TOILET SEAT" followed by a "EWW WHO PUT CLINGFILM THERE", Alota giggled, so far that was two for Alota, two for the captain.
Viva la resistance!
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