Clearing the Promenade faster than a sighting of 'Pepi le Phew'...
Who: Jay, Alota, Cerebrum, Satan (phil?) and many unwanted geusts.
Where: At the enterance of Parrots.
When: Just moments after Jay decided it was oke to turn his back on
an angry, distraught wife...
---- Snipazoid ----
Jay grabbed cerebrum and using him as a human shield proceeded into
parrotts.
"Tell me" Jay said "You security chief..."
"What about him?"
"He thinks he's Satan..surely as the head doc around here you must
know this..is he likely to murder you trying to get me?"
"It's not entirley unfeasible..."
"Excellent.."
He said innocently heading into Parrots...
---- End Snipazoid ----
Suddenly from just behind Jay, there was a very slight scraping
sound, and Jay whipped around just in time for a metal tray to strike
him in the face with a loud >Ker-th-whack!< sound knocking his bum on
the floor...
The bent metal tray weilding hamster standing over Jay muttered
distainfully, "I would've thought You'd at least remembered not to
take this hamster for granted like everyone else does..."
Jay quickly wiped the blood from his lip, glaring with menance in his
eyes jumped up and said, "You just signed your death warrant you
F***ING FURBALL!"
Then just as suddenly as before, Jay was mightily punched in the face
and knocked completely unconscious by an enraged Alota who
shouted, "I AM YOUR WIFE, AND YOU ARE MOST DEFINITELY SLEEPING ON OUR
COUCH FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY HUSBAND!!!"
The huge hamster grinned, and held out his paw for a handshake to
Alota while commenting "Nice Assist Mrs. Chrysler!"
The voice from the upper level of the promenade repeated "Chrysler!
Stop fooling around... we got plunderin to do!"
"Why don't you take your husband somewhere safe, while I go deal with
Chuckles out there, Hmm?" Says the huge hamster, while reaching into
the lab coat pocket and pulling out a large flask of Keto's
marked, "HIGHLY DANGEROUS, USE ONLY IN A WELL VENTILATED AREA!!!"
A couple of the nearby pirates who had drank some of White Wolf's
proffered samples, started gagging, choking, convulsing, and turning
colors... though not the usual choking colors, but wierd glowing
iridescent colors as they began to transform into bizarre caricatures
that looked something like a cross between a wibble and a human.
"Hmmm, I was wondering when they'd start changing. Seems that Wibble
that I found in one of the flasks some how affected the ointment
mixture I whipped up, ah well... you'd better get going before things
get much more out of hand, Alota." Said the immense hamster hobbling
out into the promenade slipping the paw that he was clasping the
flask with back into the lab coat pocket as he moved.
-------
Seconds later, the voluminous stepped out and confronted Needles
shouting, "You'd better order your men to withdraw, right now."
"And what will you Mr. Hamster? Shed fur on me?" replied Needles
laughing, and continued mockingly, "besides, I couldn't even order
them to withdraw if I wanted to, because you haven't even got the man
in charge right."
Marcus stepped out next to White Wolf stating, "I'm in charge of
these men. Now if you'd so kindly put your hands up, and surrender
right now.", while pointing a gun at the huge hamster.
The amplitudinous hamster qiuckly nodded and replied, "Oh, I'll most
certainly raise my hands up for you..." As he started raising his
paws up and quickly withdrew the flask while continuing, "But
unfortunately, I can't surrender just yet..."
As he quickly tossed the flask to the ground breaking it open.
Marcus belated fired his gun, as a sickly green gas rose up from the
broken flask, and rapidly obscured the area. Marcus jumped out of gas
cloud coughing, and looked around on the floor for the dead hamster
he expected to find there, but he found no dead hamster, only a few
drops of blood.
As the foul smelling green gas cloud spread nearly instantaneously
through out the Promenade with the help of the huge air circulation
system, there was a low growling noise heard in various places
amongst the gas, and one of the pirates turned Wibble monster dashed
out of the haze and attempted to gore Needles who quickly sidestepped
and immediately fired into the beast.
All throughout the Promenade, similar attacks were occuring, and
Needles quickly started shouting orders for the unaffected pirates to
form battle lines against thier Widdle-beast comrades.
"I'm gonna skin that mangy fuzzball alive!" growled Marcus as he
spotted the hobbling form quickly moving into Parrots.
Marcus quickly stompped off in pursuit of the receding White Wolf...
<TAG! Phil, Dean, Cerebrum, anyone else?>