Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Attack of the multiple Jays....

"Say, this thing could certainly come in handy for getting the Chicken whopper discount at BK when thier running thier Cluck like a chicken special!" Said the burly hamster.
 
Jay gazed at white wolf, and then lunged at him, flapping his 'wings' clucking angriliy and began pecking at White Wolfs nose.
The mahoosive hamster was taken by surprise and fell back to the floor, just as Chrysler became himself again. "Would you stop doing that?!" he yelled at the furry fella on the floor, and promptly kicked him in the ribs. White wolf wasnt having any of that, and leapt from the floor, dived towards Jay and flipped landing on his feet as the recollectionally challenged pilot hit the deckplates with a thud, in one swift motion.
"Hmm..impressive!" the hamster complimented himself.  However  he didnt see Jay getting to his feet behind him who promptly lunged at the giantisitic hamster (yes i am making them up your not imagining it!) causing him to drop several itmes that he had 'pouched' along with the scrambler gun. Both Jay and White wolf stared at the weapon, at each other then furiously scrabbled for the gun. Jay reaching it first, he swiftly turned and fired it at White Wolf.
 
"Why Mr Chrysler I do declare!" the hamster rambled
"Y'all gonna git yerslef dirty rolling around on the floor like that!" Jay ignored the 'southern belle' and tossed the weapon into the nearest disposal chute. Picked up his own weapon and ran down the corridor.
Rufus helped White Wolf get his bearings as the effectsof the weapon wore off.
"He went that way commander" he siad poinitng down the route where Chrysler had sprinted off, "Well then I guess webetter get after him y'all" said the hamster.."Did i say y'all?"....
 
<tim, u gonna give chase?>   

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From: cmdrwhitewolf
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Friday, May 24, 2002 12:29 AM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Attack of the multiple Jays....
Who: Alota, Phil, and White Wolf.Where: The Science bay.When: Twenty two, forty two point six - Well, that's what Phil's clock on the wall said...---<Snipetti poo>----"Well," Said Phil opening the scince bay door and stepping in, "White Wolf, I need you to keep Jay occupied. Use whatever you want from the scince bay, but I need him occupied for about an hour or two.""Why me, why not, for example, Dean?"Phil smiled and handed White Wolf a small gun like object..."Because I can't trust Dean to fire straight...This is persoanlity scrambler....It makes whoever you fire on think they are...something else...Only problem is the effect only last for a few seconds..."Phil walked over to a big, no BIG safe and typed in a code. The door opened....---<End snippetty, snip, snip>---The huge hamster followed Phil into the bank vault sized safe, and asked, "One question before I leave Phil - Does this weapon select for safe & sane personalities? or is it just completely Random?""I didn't have enough time to make a fancy one, so it's entirely random." replied Phil quickly."Hmm... That could present a few problems." Murmured the rotund hamster outloud as a couple drops blood dripped off his shoulder wound and into an open petri dish sitting on a shelf nearby boldly marked "Hamster recombinent DNA experiment # ZZ pural 9". The huge hamsters drops of blood sizzled, and went snap, crackle & pop in the petri dish  before spontaneously changing into two small furry gerbils which immediately chittered to each other and ran off, escaping.Phil crossed his arms and gave White Wolf an utterly evil glare which clearly said 'What do you think your doing?!?'.To which the exspansive rodent shot back, "Well, EXCUUUSSSEE ME for bleeding! It sounded like it was an emergency -  so I came here as soon as I could, and skipped the usual primping routine, Ok? Next time, I'll try to remember to put on a clean room suit and the resquite amount of 'eau de toilette'.", before turning and quickly marching out of the science bay.============================================Sometime later, outside the Security Armoury ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~----<SNIP>----Rufus staggered, Jay picked up the rifle from the floor, slung it over his shoulder using the strap and pushed his handgun into Rufus back. "Y'know kid, you might not wanna play outside for a while.."He jabbed Rufus' back gesturing him to move "Now, take me to the control centre of this bucket or I'll give you a new place to keep your snooker cue" "Let the kid go Chrysler" came a voice Jay had heard once already on this raid.He glanced over his shoulder, and caught a glimpse of a mightily expanded hamster. "Good afternoon fleabag" he said with a sneer "and how is his ratship this fine day?"----<END SNIP>----"Oh... Just doing a little human hunting." Remarked jumbo hamster, suddenly jerking the loosely hanging personality scrambler rifle up to his hip and snap shooting Jay.The shot blazed out, and enveloped Jay in a variegation of light for a split second.Jay dropped the handgun he was holding, and shook his head for a moment. Then while affectating a stiff looking face,  said "By Jove, I like a good hunt! Why hello, This doesn't look at all like my gun..." As he unshouldered the rifle, and carefully examining it, and then squinting about, "I Say! I Say! I seem to have lost my spectacles. Do you have them my dear Chap?""Quick, get at away from him, Rufus! This is only temporary - It'll wear off in a second or two..." Ordered the sizable hamster, and Rufus dodged away quickly."How very rude, my dear chap. Don't you know good manners? Why, if I had my hunting crop with me, I'd give you a jolly good whipping myself." Said Jay, before dropping the rifle and shaking his head again."What the FRICKIN HELL did you just do to me!?!" Demanded the now very angry Jay stooping for one of his dropped weapons."Smeg!!! It's wore off already!" Said the capacious hamster, quickly shooting Jay with the personality scrambler again, and the overgrown hamster entreated, "Jay! Snap out of it!"Jay affectated a heavy Irish brogue while replying, "My names McGinty - and If ya try anymore of that fancy stuff again,  I'll  catch Ya, and gut ye from end to end, ya english Pig! And then I'll...""Uh oh! I knew the randomness would become a problem. Now he thinks he's in the IRA!" muttered the massive hamster, legging it to get some distance between them, and quickly turning around to shoot Jay again.Jay suddenly shook his head again and then he went, "Buk, buk, bukaaawwww!" like a chicken and flapped his arms a bit."Say, this thing could certainly come in handy for getting the Chicken whopper discount at BK when thier running thier Cluck like a chicken special!" Said the burly hamster.<Tag, Jay!>The continuing adventures of the Blue Dwarf...www.geocities.com/bluedwarf2000To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:JMC_Blue_Dwarf-unsubscribe@egroups.comYour use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.