Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Prepartions for the away mission begins

Phil smiled too. Thank god He'd managed to get out of gurading that dribbling twonk called an Admiral
 
"PHIL!"
 
Phil didnt hear at first, just carried on down the corridor swinging his keys and whistling the theme song to M*A*S*H*
Mini-Phil 'Ee ee ee-ing" along with it.
"PHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLL"
came the voice again from behind, this time distorting into a high pitched shrill.
"Jesus Christ...the smeggers deaf...." was muttered then an almighty
"PHILLIP FeBUGGURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" a sound that rocked the corridor and caused Phil to whirl around like a bolt.
"WHAT THE HOLY SMEG?!" he screamed, drawing his gun and filling his shorts simultaneously. "Oh Vanessa...its only you.."
"Hey this volume control on the light bee works!" she said happily.
"we need to talk..."
"Sure, 'm just on my way to meet Tara in Parrots, but shes not meeting me for a while, join me?"
"Sure."
 
PARROTS.
 
"Memories?" Phil asked confused, keeping one eye on Mini-Phil spinning around like a lunatic on one of the bar stools.
"Well...I dont know if they're memories as such...more like...premonitions I guess..but every time I see someone who calls me 'Phil' that or its soemone I recgonise"
"Like who?"
"well..Tara, Jay, Even Rufus and Amber...just..older."
"How much older?"
"Varies...not so much older when I see them on the 'Dwarf, but a lot older when theyre on Earth."
"but how much older?"
"15, maybe 20 years"
"20 years?...so I have broken the loop....." he mumbled
"what?"
"Oh.nothing...listen I'll take a look at your bee later ok?"
"Sure..but dont tell Jay, dont tell anyone in fact, he might get wind of it, Alota knows but I dont want him having me to worry about on top of everything else"
"sure, no problems."
Vanessa left, she wasnt sure why she had confided in Phil...maybe she was looking for a confession....

---- Original Message -----
From: Chris Kentlea
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf
Sent: Monday, June 17, 2002 8:59 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Prepartions for the away mission begins

OOC : Okay, as it's been a bit quite of late, I hope Tim won't mind if I move things along a bit, even though I have no idea what the plan is ...okay?
 
Who : Phil, MP and Olaf
When : Just before reaching the destination
Where : At olaf paroles hearing, in Phils office
 
Phil smiled to Olaf...."well Olaf, I have some good news and some news that could be good or it could be bad, depending on your point of view..."
 
"What's that Mr Febuggure.." rumbled Olaf "The Twelve Inches" Prout.
 
"Well, I see here that your behvior has been exemplary"
 
"eee" aggred MP.
 
"Thank you sir..." he said rumbliung again and fiddling with his twelve incher*
 
"Well, We are almost at the destination for this admiral arsewipe mission...."
 
"eeeeee!"
 
"I am remined by my mintaure doppleganger here that that is NOT the admirals name...and I remind MP that I don't give a flying fish what the admrals name is....Anyway...I want YOU on guard duty for him whilst is down on the planet dribbling and talking bollocks...I am herby deputising you and your first duty is to go and Guard, with a capital G, the Admiral..MP will give you your equipment ans such stuff...Now I'm of to find Tara and take her out for lunch...Any problems, just buzz me okay?"
 
Olaf went off with MP and a big smile.
 
Phil smiled too. Thank god He'd managed to get out of gurading that dribbling twonk called an Admiral.
 
<< Tara?>>
 
 
 
* - Thats twelve inches of tooth pick of course.
 
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