Attn: Alexis Rose is going on an away mission.

I, Alexis Rose is going on an away mission for the next four days.
There has been an emergency on the planet Zevor and they are in need
of a experienced Forensic Scientist. I will hopefully be back
soon. My electronic messenger is taking all my messenges until I
get back. And while I am gone, nobody had better tourture Lono with
plastic fruit. I will have a special treatment reserved for that
person or persons when I return.
Sincerely
Your resident Mineralolgist and Forensic Scientist
Alexis Rose "Axle"