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Posted: Aug 4, 2002, 6:33am
Who:- The black-suited Jay and Alota..sorry "Kay"
Where:- New Ibiza
The powered dinghy bounced across the waves towards the shore, away from the stranded starbug. "Listen Alota" said Jay piloting the boat, confused as to what the hell he was doing, where he was going and why.
"I dont think we should be leaving the bug like this, If anything we should be back there trying to get it flying again and leave the damn guns behind for Phils team!"
He said gesturing at the boat full of shiny guns that Alota had had forced into the inflateable raft.
"Listen slick" Alota said. "We got ourselves a bug invasion here and its our job to flush em out, civilian matters," she pointed at the starbug as she did this "are not our concern...and my name is Kay"
"ok whatever...youre not a dude in suit..your a Space Corp officer!"
"thats Men In Black ace and you should be able to remember that!"
"Will ya stop with the 'slick' and the 'ace'?!"
"Sorry chief, jut trying to be friendly to a rookie"
"ROOKIE?!!" Jay shouted "I'm the same rank as you! In fact I'm a department head AND acting first officer and you call me rookie!"
The dinghy reached the shore. "I'll take a lot for you to be my rank slick"
"Whatever..you mind ellnig me why were landing in this cove when the shore is over there!" Jay said pointing across the bay
"Element of surprise junior, and less civilians to neuralyse if they dont see us"
"Come on ace, we gotta find the head bug"
"No Alota you need to find a head DOCTOR!'"
----- Original Message -----
From: Christopher Kentlea
Sent: Sunday, August 04, 2002 12:06 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Wipeout + The Chrylser Manuver(lite version)
Who : Phil, MP, Sydra etc
Where : Crashed Bug
When :a After Allota and Jay did their MIB bit.
Phil woke up to see himself...
"oooh...I must be having one of those out of body experinces..."
"Sorry sir, it's your clone..You just passed out.."
"Dang...Sometimes I wish I was a hologram again, didn't pass out so much then...?"
Sydra looked up from what she was doing..."You WERE a hologram?" How that possible?"
"Long story...Where are we by the way..."
"Floating on the sea..."
"Is white Wolf okay...he's doing a very good impression of a vegtable right now?"
"Seach me I havn't a clue.."
"Quite i'm trying to think....."
Sydra had to ask the next question on her brain..."Does he allways..."
Phil interruped "Yes, I'm afraid he does...It seems like only a few people can understand him..."
"EEEEEEEEE!" - This time MP was jumping up and down and pointing...
"Look, I don't care if you can see the female nudist beech from here just calm down..."
"Sir, I think you best look at this...."
The worried tone in her voice made Phil look where the midget was pointing.
There was a big pond skater type creature heading towards the beech....No, make that two...three, hell there was loads of 'em.
"We've got to get to warn those people on the beech..."
"But how sir, the bug's comms is...well, buggered, and all we got to warn them with was taken by Jay and Allota. All we got left is a few guns we brought along.."
Phil looked around the craft. Luky for him, Dean had decided to store a few items on this bug...
"Oh contrare, I have a plan. Sydra, youre in charge of looking after this ship. Defend it from those water bugs in anyway you can got that?....Me and the midget have a job to do..."
** On the Beach..**
Niples was draging Efof along behind him, away from the bar. He was hoping that the reinforcements he asked for would get here soon...
"Where the bloody hell are they" he thought, then suddn;e y realising he had let go of Efof.
"Sir...I think I have gone made..."
"Why in heavens name is that..."
"Well, I think I can see MP and Phil surfing a giant wave heading towards this beech blasting the living daylights out of anything that moves..."
Insert "Wipeout" surfing music here....
<<Niples, or Sydra>>
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