Gnome Flinging...Is it Bad for your 'elf

Who : Those with Phil...(Yes I'm lazy today)
Where : See above
 
"eee"
"Glad to see your okay Kara..." Remarked Phil, as Kara jumped off the beetle
 
"No prbs...can you do something about your midget..."
 
"Sure..MP...Deal with the beetle queen will you..."
 
"eeep"
 
"eeep? That's a new one!" remarked Jay sarcasticly
 
"You two don't get on do you?" asked Gail, holding a microphone pratically up Jay's nose...
 
"Nope...I hate him as much as I get on with Phil..." replied Jay, eyeing the midget who had shoved his hand downs the queen beetles...well he hoped it was her mouth or she was going to be VERY upset...
 
"EEEEEEEEEEE"
 
"Translation people : Duck!" cried Phil, hiding behind the nearest person.
 
"Where?" Asked Niples, shortly before he was covered in exploding beetle.
 
"Well, now that's over with, " Said Phil, coming out from behind Cerebrum, who was now covered in beetle...insides..."I suggest we make a run for that comms tower...Those beetles look a bit distracted, but i rekon it's not going to be long before they relaise what we did and we become as popular as a bean-fart in a crowded lift..."
 
"So we should run yes?" asked Niples.
 
"Well as you you're no longer Captain , I think I can say...YES WE RUN YOU STUPID GIMP!"
 
With That Phil took off for the tower, shotting anything insect-like that got close..
 
** 2 mins later, at the tower **
 
"Okay people..this is the situation we have here..."
 
Phil waited whilst people caught their breath back..
 
"We are in a tower, surronded by bugs. We need someone to go and man the comms unit and contact the BD to send a ship or something..."
 
"What about the bugs and the spider ships..." asked Alota.
 
"Well, MP and myself, plus 1 other need to go on the roof and blast those spider ships.."
 
"With what man are you mad?" Cried Niples, just getting the Gimp reference from earlier.
 
"Nope, but by one of those strange coincedence that seem to affect this crew , MP found some stuff in the garage downstairs which I can cobble together to make a impropmtue weapon..."
 
"Garage? What else was in there dude?" asked Jay to MP....
 
"Eeee -brrrrrmmmm - EEEEEE!"
 
"A motobike....Intresting, where was it?"
 
"eeee  ----*belch-------EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
 
"Next to a years supply of Stella?"...Jay's eyes started to happly mist at the thought of all that beer.
 
Alota looked sharpley over at her husband..."Jay Montegue Chrysler, don't even think about it..."
 
Jay had a "What?!?" expression on his face.
 
"So, " said Phil, interrrupting Jay's dream..."Who's goning to man the comms, cos everyone else is going to have to keep the bugs at bay down here..."
 
<<Who's it going to be?>>
 
 
 
 
OOC : A freindly compo...lets see who can write the most "punny" title for a post
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