Jayzilla ... The Aftermath...

RPG -
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Who: White Wolf, Cerebrum.
When: Just as 'King Bug' makes his appearance.
Where: The Shipwreck club on New Ibiza.
----<This snip brought to you by Corona Extra beer!>----
Cerebrum hadn't been scared of anything for the last ten years, and
also was
perfectly aware that if he wanted to leave without getting killed,
he'd go
out a window, rather than the front door like everybody else was. "It
has
come to my attention," he said, walking up to White Wolf. "That you
haven't
undergone your standard semi-annual psychological review. Admittedly,
no one
else has either, but I feel that we should, very soon, like right
now, have
one in order to ascertain your mental fitness. If you don't, then
I'll be
forced to put med-bazooka on your trail."
----<End Corona sponsored snip>----
"Why certainly, Mr. Cerebrum. But if you don't mind, we'll need to do
your review on the run while we escape." Replied the huge hamster.
"Um... Sure." Said Cerebrum, whipping out his pencil & pad.
"Good. Now if you'll just follow me..." Said White Wolf running over
to one wall and pausing to make sure Cerebrum was keeping up, which
surprisingly he was. Then the huge hamster followed the wall along to
an open window, and quickly turned back to Cerebrum and said, "Now
tell me about your father..."
"Wait a minute, That's my line!" contradicted Cerebrum.
"Well, You have your way of doing a review, and I have mine." replied
the Overgrown hamster, before quickly shoving the completely
surprised Cerebrum through the open window, before following right
behind him.
They slid down King Bug's black carapace back and onto the ground. As
King Bug pulled his legs free of the ground, the huge hamster &
Cerebrum used this opportunity to run around him, and towards the
rest of the Blue Dwarf crew in front.
"Well, Aren't you going to tell me about your father?" Asked the
rotund hamster to Cerebrum running alongside him.
Cerebrum dropped his pencil and paused to retrieve it as they nearly
got up to the group and overheard two of the multiple Jay's talking.
<----This snip is NOT brought to you by Recording Industry, who
insists everyone must buy their own copy---->
Jay #0001 spoke, "Get everyone in the shuttles, we'll handle the bug."
"What the hell are you gonna do?" Jay asked himself.
"You'll see."
"We ain't going anywhere." White Wolf spoke, "If you fail, we'll have
to deal with it....plus I'd kinda like to see what you have in mind."
"Stand back..." #0001 said, flipping his sunglasses onto his face for
effect.
The other clones surrounded #0001.
"Alright, lets DO IT!!!" #0001 shouted excitedly.
The clones, like before, began to meld together; one by one, the mass
of the whole getting bigger and bigger. Only this time, instead of a
pulsating glop of flesh, it took a different shape, getting bigger by
the second. Until finally...
"Mini Phil" said White Wolf "I guess it's time to
meet....Very...very..very...Big..Jay"
<----End of this snip in dissent of the Recording Industries
Profiteering attitude---->
White Wolf walked back over to Cerebrum as big Jay attacked King Bug,
and commenting to Cerebrum, "This could be interesting, Too bad we
don't have any popcorn. I guess something else will have to do...",
and the huge hamster reached into his left cheek pouch and pulled out
a small jar of peanut butter with a spoon, and unscrewed the lid.
White Wolf tilted the open jar towards Cerebrum and asked, "Care for
some creamy peanut butter?" And they both were distracted as they
saw...
<Snerp>
Giant Jay noticed the neon sign of the nearby 'samurai' bar, and
wrenched it free from its mountings, the sign was shaped like a
katana, and just as sharp, only it was a few tonnes heavier.
He swung toward the bug "SAMURAI SLICE!!" he screamed, and sliced of
one of the bugs legs.
<end Snerp>
The huge hamster licked off a spoonful of peanut butter, and
commented, "You know? That Katana reminds me, I better start my
weapons practice program again. I used to be pretty handy with a
sword. And I like that Katana, it's a real beautiful looking sword."
As both Super-Mega-Ultra Jay & King Bug fell over, the hamster turned
to look at Cerebrum and say, "So - when are you going to tell me
about your Father anyways?"
Then glancing off to one side and seeing a ship load of Space core
Marines & another one loaded with News media people coming to a
landing not far away from them, the huge hamster lamented, "Uh Oh,
Looks like the mop up crew just arrived. And It looks like we're
about to be overrun by ET*. Can I continue your review a little bit
later?"
And a gaggle of news reporters & Camera men ran up and started taking
pictures & conducting interviews with anyone they could corner.
<Over to whoever wants to run with this bit.>
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ET - Entertainment Tonight - the nosy newscrew from hell... Who wanna
know (in depth) who everyone on this crew is now that we've been seen
fighting bugs on TV. (Supposedly saving a few of their favorite
celebrities here on New Ibiza.)
OOC - Nope Ben, I haven't played Medal of Honor: Allied Assault, But
I've played enough S&T games that I think I get the jist of your
meaning. Hey, do you wanna do a JP between WW & Cerebrum for the
Review? If so, you know where to contact me!
- WW