Not another Jp....this one stars Jay chrysler and Alota Chrysler...

 
Jay tore down the out of the lift and along the residential corridor, he didn't know where amber was, but as long as his wallet was where he left it after forgetting to take it to work he'd be fine, she couldn't spend $£30,000 of his money..££30,000 he didn't have anyway, and therefore she couldn't have mutilated his once perfect body...oh how highly he thought of himself.He skidded to  a halt outside his quarters, tripping on Rio's heeled shoes and hitting the ground with a painful crunch and rolled a good 20-feet head over heels down the corridor until he crashed into the rubbish bins that were waiting for the SKutters to empty them,   a loud crashing noise echoing along the corridor.Said crashing occurred just outside the Chrysler living quarters.  Alota was still inside trying to decide who could fill the position of communications officer.  The crash shook her out of her thoughts.Getting up she headed towards the doors and as they swooshed open she saw Rio lying on the floor in a neat heap."Ah Rio" she said giving a sarcastic emphasis on the Rio knowing full well that Jay was in Rio's body,"Just who I wanted to see" she finished."You..you did?" Jay/ Rio said sttruggling to his feet and brushing off various pieces of wasted food, and picking used tea bags from his/ her hair."Why?.."Alota chuckled slightly, clasping her hands a la burns style,"I do believe you have something to tell me" she smiled slyly, "A little something to do with the physchiotry department, and I would like to know what" she chuckles.Rio pulls herself into a proper uniformed appearence, and sort of gags slightly at the mention of Cerebrum,"ah...er...nothing" JAy/Rio says nervously shuffling her feet."Umm..." said Jay, "Can we go inside...the uh..neghbours are watching""Oh no bother!" Alota replied "They wont mind, very friendly with them we are!""Uh..huh.."  Jay said, looking at Rio's feet, he looked up at his wife..in that she was a good 3-4 inches taller than him now, "Well......Alota...I'm...Imjayandcerebrumkndaswappedusallaroundandr pleasedonthurtme!!!!!!!" he said holding up his hands defensivleyAlota's smile dissappeared as soon as Jay said that and was replaced with a serious look,"And why didn't you think to tell me?  Why did I have to learn of this from else where?" she asked a small sadness in her voice.  She looked at him eyes sad and hurt.  She opened the door to their quarters and walked in with Rio following."The only reason I didnt tell you was because this is the first opportunity I've had! I was trying think of the best way to tell you that would lighten the blow!, I mean its not every day you find out youre suddenly married to  a woman!" Jay said "Besides, I had to see Vanessa..."Alota nodded, "I've tried to see Cerebrum but he was a little preoccupied at
the perticular time of my arrival.  So I stuck a post it note somewhere" she looked
at Jay and just by the tone of her voice she could tell,
"Vanessa's gone isn't she?" Alota's voice softened, she knew how close they were.
 
"Yeh.." said Jay "Her program wasnt compatible with Phil's bee, I'm sorry I didnt
come to you first but, I had to say goodbye, I missed the chance last time"
Alota smiled, forgiving Jay...well kinda.
 
She daren't hug Jay, the walls have ears don't ya know, and eyes, especially when
 Holly's around.  Sitting down Alota disregarded any previous hassels for the moment
waiting till Cerebrum was actually around.
 
"Oh yes I ow you a thank you" Alota smiled, Rio quirked an eyebrow, "Apparently
you recomended me for the job" she smiled. "Which means you deserve a treat,
as soon as your in your own body your sleeping in the bed meanwhile however
 the couch needs a warming" she smiled pointing to the couch with what looked
 like hamster hairs on.
 
"You mean?" Jay started "You.."
"GOT THE JOB?! YES!" Alota squealed, "Starting now I'm the first officer"
"Oh my god honey well done!" Jay shouted, but was unsure wether or not
to hug his wife in his current body.
 
Alota smiled happily but uncomfortably,
"we gotta get you back into your own body" she muttered "I need to find
 someone to replace me, I can't be communications officer and First
officer" she sighed "Besides order from the fluff from above" she chuckled,
 meaning WhiteWolf as the 'fluff from above',
"do you know of anyone who is good in communicating and won't sound
like a complete slob over the communications system?" she asked Jay.
 
"you can have Dean if you like...if it'll get him outta my hair."
"I am NOT letting Dean Thomas near the communications console, christ
 knows what damage he'd do to it"
"And yet you let him on the helm?"
"Thats your problem.."
"Oh yeah" Jay remembered
"Eh I better put a message out asking for sutible candidates, I could always ask
Allie, but I'm not sure if she'll accept, then it would mean she'd have to find someone
to replace her" Alota laughed a little.
"Hey, I could skywrite the job advert for ya!" Jay joked."Hey, have you seen my wallet?! If Ambers sone what I've heard she has she'll be on exhaust scrubbing for a month" alota smiled and passed him his wallet, "I had it, needed to pay for the Phoenixe's insurance seeing as how you forgot AGAIN!"
"Hey, It's YOUR ship!" he said, laughing.
 He looked at himself, still half covered in trash."Damn..i need a shower.." he said.  Alota smiled, "USe the shower, sleep where ever you want, as for clothes....er I've got some really old shirts in the back of my wardrobe you can wear them, and anything else you can find, but you are not, and I repeat not wearing my underwear!" Alota chuckled,
"Meanwhile I'm going to go and search for a sutible candidate for comm officer" she smiled before leaving and waving goodbye to JAy/Rio.
 
<<Ack big decision WHiteWolf, anyone who is interested in the job as communications officer please contact me via email, I'll sort you out from there....eamil either RON@... or alotta5uk@... your choice :)>>