Lets prod buttok

In Kayn-2 stomach
Location : In his gut
Time :For flip sake he's in a stomach, how's he gonna tell the time.
 
Phil was bonuchin around madly inside a stomach. Until "Nature took it's cousre" he couldn't do much. Although he coudn't reactivate he could still shed light and ....coominicate....That it. He would commnicate with who the owner of this stomach. But how. Until Phil came up with an idea of commination, he would ammuse himself by picture the pain caused when someone would "Pass him" he, he, he!

Evil Dwarf
Drive Room
Time : Broke my watch smaking Harris
 
Evil-Phil, His large Holo-whip and Pain-o-matic gun dangled from it's holster, stalked onto the bridge liked he owned the place. Being Cheif Security Officer of the JMC Blue Dwarf meant he could do just that. He snarled at Jimmy who was ginning madly and had a steaming groin. He Walked over to Harris and smacked her hard in the mouth. Being a hologram had it's advantages as it caused Harris more pain. Phil had tinkered with his light bee as well so if he wanted to he could alter his form to cause more pain to those he hit. He liked hitting Harris and there was nothing she could do. Not even remote deativate his bee as it was completly self-contained. The JMC had installed these new holograms on all ships for just this reason. Phil had volentered when he heard that Harris was on board. Oh the joys and the horrible ickky pain he was going to cause to her.
 
The fact that there was nothing Harris could do to Phil did nothing to her temprement, so she walked over to Jimmy and smacked his face into the console. There. That was better.
 
Jimmy, bleeding from his mouth, spat out a few teeth(Have to get those replaced again) and said "Sir, the other Dwarf, is hailing us?"
 
Phil barked at the comms officer "Put them on screen them you disgusting peice of flem hanging on the bottom of life!"
 
"OI, smegg head, this is MY ship you know. Comms, put them on screen"
 
The screen barely flickered into life....