That'll leave a mark

"Jay." said Dean, as he hauled himself over to the navigation console, "The
BD just disappeared off all of our sensors, excpet the metal detector. And
the potato timer."
"That's not a good sign." said Jay, swinging the craft to the right to avoid
a spidery-web-thing and then firing its cannons.
"Try and raise it on the radio!" Jay yelled, as the ship was hit, and his
shoulder whacked into the control panel.
"That's going to be quite a feat."
"Why?" asked Jay, trying to wrestle back control of the bug.
"Well, we don't HAVE a radio."
"Smegging great, that was the back up too."
"Hooray!" said Dean, waving an imaginary flag.
<PING>
"Oooh, potatos are done."
"Great." said Jay.
"Owwee, owwee, owwee!" yelled Dean with Amber's vocals, as he leapt around
the cockpit.
"What?" asked Jay, concerned as to whether he would have to file that
paperwork after all.
"Forgot about breasts. Leant forward, breasts touched hot metal."
"oooohhh." said Jay, wrinkling his face in disgust. "That'll leave a mark."
"Yeh! on me too! Amber'll kill me."
"You in deep smeg." said Jay, blowing another Hyp-o-thingy ship up.
"Ok, cure for burnt breasts, you'll never know it happened" said Dean,
reading a tube of ointment in the medkit.
"Sounds useful." Jay smiled, as he banked the craft. "You lucky bugger."
Dean "Burnt Breasts" Thomas
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