I can see clearly now the rain has gone....
(OOC.- Well, along with most people it seems, I've also been busy-
it's been exams for me.... Despite the alarming tendancy of just
about everybody to attack Harris (with unfortunate circumstances so
far), I think I'll manage to resist....)
Onboard Blue Dwarf (the nice, fluffy one)
During the attack by the nasty, pointy Blue Dwarf
"You know, that stuff was pretty good, Zack, me old mucker." commented
Zack2 as he slowly came round from the hallucinogenic concoction
Zack had "But let me mix you up a little pick-me-up I often use
when i have to do four shifts in a row." "Well, ok" replied Zack,
groggily.
10 mins of tinkering around in the chemistry lab later...
"Right, get some of that down ya...." smiled Zack2.
As the strange concoction hit Zack's stomach, and entered his
bloodstream, strange things started to happen. The chemical induced
mental fuzz was stripped away by the "pick me up". For the first
time in years, Zack was thinking clearly.
"Wow!" exclaimed Zack. "What IS that?"
"K'latch ion khoffee."
"That's incredible!" started Zack as suddenly the ship was hit by
another round of Niceness.
"Holly, what the hell's going on?!?!" shouted Zack asvhevspoke to the
ships computer for the first time since he camevonto the ship.
"Yeah, wot? Who are you? Oh, you're that new guy from Vega 22,
aren't you. Nice of you to pop in for a chat.
"Not now, Holly...." muttered Zack.
"I mean, Jeez, I just can't get you to stop bugging me, can I"
"Holly? The explosions? If you could just concentrate for one
nanosecond, and tell me what's going on?"
"Oh, right, we're being shot at. Don't worry, the Captain's looking
into it... Hey, where're you going?"
Aproximately 30secs of fast moving later.
The main science lab.
Zack stared at on of the computer consoles, as he quickly played over
the log of the recvent events.
"What the hell? Why didn't I notice this before?" he mutteres to
himself, knowing full well.
"Right, I might have an idea, but I'm going to need some help."
"Computer, locate Steev Mackenzie."
"Lieutenant Mackenzie is currently interned in the sick bay"
I think you'll find it's pronounced Lieutenant, we're not in 20th
century America." corrected Zack.
"Sorry, lieutenant"
"That's better. Anyway, he's not going to be any iuse in his state.
Computer, locate Lieutenant White Wolf"
"Lieutenant White is currently in the hanger bay in his personal
ship"
Zack strides towards the Express lift (happy...?).
The hanger bay
"This sucks, how come White Wolf has got a ship of his own?" muttered
Zack to himself.
two more explosions rocked the ship as Zack hurried through the small
(?!) ship.
As Zack entered the ship's library he saw.... a giant hamster
crawling out from beneath a large pile of heavy books!!
"Oh no! I've been shrunk down to the size of a rodent, and I'm
inside some insane doll house library!" exclaimed Zack.
"Who are you? And what are you doing in my ships library? Oh man, my
head, I think I've got a mild concussion." inquired White Wolf
groggily as he shook his head. "Oh, Zack? What are you doing here?"
"You, you're a giant hamster!!"
"Well, duh! And only took you a couple of weeks to notice"
"But, I, you, I thought I was seeing things! I never realised that
you actually WERE a giant hamster."
White Wolf shook his head in amazement.
"Well, anyway, I need your help, WW. I've got a plan as to how we
can get out of this mess, but I can't do it on my own..."
"What mess? " asked White Wolf as he got up.
"Jeez, and I thought I was oblivious as to what was happening around
me" muttered Zack to himself.