PHOAR!

He flew up alongside the newly made 'door' and lowered the boarding hatch. "Taxi for the White wolf party! hurry up the meters running!"
<END SNIP>
 
The Party leapt in.
"Home James!" yelled WW.
"Roger that." said Jay, pulling the bug up and away from the toilet wing.
"She's a bit sluggish isn't she Jay?" Dean observed frm the Navigation console.
"Yeah, I added some gliding abilities for when the power cut, but now they're just adding drag."
"How we all doing?" asked Dean, shouting back towards the mid section.
"Fine, Alota''s cut her leg when Jay shut the smegging airlock too fast on it." came the reply.
"Oh dear." said Dean, sardonically.
WW entered, "Why's the handling all over the place? These bug's usually have a bit more grace don't they?"
"It's Jay's additions sir." said Dean. "They're totally screwing up the ship."
"It's still in better condition then yours."
"How was I meant to know that the thing was going to lose all systems?"
"Much as I'd love to witness this battle of, ahem, wits, can't you two pilots pilot this ting any faster?"
"Someone'd have to go outside and remove the carpentry."
"How long till we hit the atmosphere Jay?"
"10 minutes on this course, provided we lose the wood."
"Make it 15."
"Why?" asked WW.
"Well, then I can climb out and remove the smegging wood in time."
"He has a point." said WW.
"But it's be suicide. Oh, now I see why you're so keen for Dean to go."
"I heard that." said Phil, "He's not killing himself in that body!"
"Nice to know you have such confidence in me." said Dean moving through to the midsection, and suting up, "Just in case." he added.
"He's not going unless I'm there too! Ensure he doesn't harm her body." said Phil.
"Fine, you can go to." said WW.
<3 MINUTES LATER>
"I can't believe I'm doing this." said Phil through his suit's comm.
"You did pretty much volunteer." said Dean back, holding out the saw and starting to cut through 1 of the many bits of wood.
"I warn you - you harm her body - you're dead meat." said Phil through the comm again.
"How's it going guys?" asked Jay from below.
"Well, we're still at the 'he'll kill me if I screw up stage' I'm afraid."
"Blimey Phil, move on mate."
"Well, Tara'll kill me!"
"Shut it and give me a hand." said Dean.
<10 MINUTES LATER>
"Ok last one done." said Phil to Jay.
"I can tell - It handles like a ship nowadays."
"Gosh, mine doesn't." said Dean.
"Wonder why?" asked Phil.
"Time to shift guys, we're going to hit the atmosphere soon."
"Rodger that."
<2 MINUTES LATER>
The airlock opened. and Dean and Phil tumbled out.
"Blimey, that was not pretty." said Phil<PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRR!!>
"Was that you Jas? That's disgusting."
"GUYS!" shouted Jay ina  panic, "THAT WAS THE BD!"
"WHAT?" Dean leapt up into the cockpit and flew into the co-pilots chair.
Eve leapt to the science officer's one and ALota limped into the navigation officer's chair, WW stood in teh middle of the cockpit.
"It doesn't follow." said Eve....
"They've leveled out." said Dean.
"Let's dock and see what happened." said Jay
"Or just ask them." said WW, "Holly? What was that? Holly? HOLLY?"
"Erm.. guys, there's no life signs from the dwarf." said Eve.
"Let's hope that console is playing up." said Dean, gritting his teeth.