ACTION! ....blink....

This is your fault Dean, you put me on this away mission without asking me first" Jasmine yelled out as she was taken away.Dean lunged toward the retreating polar bear guards, screaming at t he top of his lungs "LET HER GO YOU SON'S OF BI..." one of the bears turned around aiming his gun at Dean's forehead again "I...ig bear...." he finished.
"Ah sod it! I'm not scared!" he said, and charged...only to find himself held back by Jay and Lodo.
"Let me go!!" Dean shouted, surprising everyone with his uncharecteristic  aggression.
"COOL IT THOMAS!" Jay shouted. "You're gonna get yerslef killed man!"
"Oh and if it was Alota you'd be Mr Cool I suppose?"
Jay looked at his feet..."um...yes?"
 "Calm it guys" White Wolf ordered. "We have no reason to believe they're going to harm Ms Starbolt, so lets stick to figuring out a way outta here" he un-pouched a small notepad and pen "Any suggestions?" he asked, clicking out the nib on the saliva soaked biro.
...
 
Half an hour later.
 
Jay, White Wolf, Lodo and Dean were pacing, scribbling trying to break walls and offering toasties respectivley when the cell door was thrown open again the polar bears looking as fierce as ever as they scowled int he doorway.
"You" said the leader pointing at Jay "come with me"
Jay looked back at White Wolf, who nodded.
"Lead the wa....WOAH..hey...." Jay didnt take too kindly to being manhandled by the bears as they nearly dislocated every bone in his upper body dragging him forward to slam cuffs on him, before pulling him out of the room and slamming the cell door behind it.
 
Jay was led along a long white corridor, until they reached a small room. The polar bears opened it and pushed Jay inside, removing Jasmine from the room and handcuffing her to a pole outside. "SIT!"
said the lead polar bear. "He'll be here soon"
"Who?" Jay asked, getting no response. Jay sat in the single chair in the middle of the room, it was clear this was some kind of interrogation room, Jasmine had obviously already been questioned and now it was Jays turn. A door on the opposite side from where Jay came in opened, a bright light coming from it sillouhetting the figure standing there.
"Well..." said the figure, in a firm, yet strangley kindly sounding voice "It looks like I'm gonna be delivering a few more lumps of coal than usual this year"
The door behind slid shut, and Jay got his first good look at his interrogator.
"Holy Christmas its Santa Claus...." he said
"How observant" replied the jolly fat man "Now tell me Jay, why are you and your friends invading my airspace?"
"We're short on supplies and fuel, if we dont stock up there wont be any mince pies and guiness for you on the Chrysler kitchen table this Christmas thats for sure"
"You expect me to believe that?!" santa said, slamming his fist into the table "Its clear you're all in league with HIM!"
"Who?"
"HIM!"
"again...who?"   
"Dont play dumb with me flyboy..." Santa said getting frustrated "You're working for the one who wants to destry me, and with it, spread misery to all the boys and girls over christmas"
"Ebeneezer Scrooge?"
"NO...the one who wants me out of the way so that HE can become the galaxy's favorite gift bearer, replacing me altogether..."
"You've lost me" Jay said "Look St. Nick...I really havent a clue what youre talking about, really we just need supplies we had no idea we were about to stumble upon your little...franchise"
Santa looked Jay in the eye "I remember a certain little boy back in 2083 who kicked me in the happy sacks in a shopping mall back on earth one year...why should I trust you now?"
"I WAS THREE!!!"
The door was suddnely thrown open "SIR!" said a polar bear "They're attacking!"
"Who?" said Jay "Let us help..."
The polar bear and Santa looked at Jay "You and the men can man the parapets..." he said "The girl stays here for...insurance...double cross us and Starbolt won't be having a very merry christmas"
"You dont have to worry about that" said Jay as the polar bear tossed him a candy-cane shaped laser rifle.
Santa addressed the polar bear guard. "Take the girl back to the cell, tell the others the situation, you.." he said looking at Jay "Follow me"
Santa ran out of the door, along a corridor and into the courtyard of his fortress, he and Jay both ducking and diving to avoid fire from overhead, Jay, rolled and blasted at soemthing that was attacking a group of elves across the courtyard, on closer inspection it was a giant egg.
"SANTA!!" came the voice of several hundred elves from around pointing above his head, Santa looked up A giant egg shaped craft was hovering above. Jay cocked his gun and aimed, but was blinded as the bottom of the egg hissed open, a blinding whiteness shining from within.
A human-sized rabbit appeared in the hatch, and reached down, grabbing Santa, and lifitng him inside the egg.
"SCORE ONE FOR THE LONG EARED ONE!!!!!!" he cackled, as the egg soared off into the sky.
 
 
White Wolf, Lodo and Dean arrived, "Jay..what happened..." asked White Wolf.
"Either I've lost my mind" said Jay "Or Santa Claus was just abducted by the easter bunny..."
  
 
 
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From: lace_chambers <mind_what_u_say_2_me@...>
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Monday, December 16, 2002 12:40 AM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] re: God rest ye merry jailbirds
Who:- Thomas, Starbolt, Fuldin, Chrysler, Wolf.Where:- In the slammer<SNIP> Dean huddled up to Jasmine for warmth looked up. "Do you reckon they'd let us out if I gave them my secret toastie recepie?" <END SNIP>"Oh shut up Dean, I am so sick of your toasties" Jasmine stood up and walked over to what could pass for the door, Dean had been leaning on her fell over, sitting back up quickly hoping no one noticed."She's right Dean, I'm sick of them too" Jay joined in, trying to keep his mind off the cool and the fact that he was in jail.Dean just sat there and sulked."So what do you think is going on around here, polar bears and elves"Lodo trying to change the subject for poor Dean."It reminds me of some sort of Santa Town, from back home" Jasmine turned around to the rest of the group.There was movement outside their cell, the Blue Dwarfers went quiet, Dean got up and hugged Jasmine who was quite happy with that as she was freezing. The door opened and a group of polar bears entered, all carrying guns. An elf followed."You there" He said pointing into the group"Who me?" Dean stood there worried"Not you, you gimp, the woman, come with us" The Elf replied"You've got to be kidding me, no way" Jasmine held on to DeanOne of the polar bears came over and tore them apart and lead her to the door as the pther polar bears formed a barrier between the Blue Dwarf boys and Jasmine."Get your paws off my girlfriend"The end of the barrel of a gun went to his head"your paws are most welcome on her, go right ahead" Dean wasn't that brave now."I'm the captain of this group, please leave the girl with us, its not right to seperate us""Shut up, she's coming with us" the elf walked out, the polar bear holding Jasmine followed."This is your fault Dean, you put me on this away mission without asking me first" Jasmine yelled out as she was taken away.<TAG>JMC's  best....brightest....the most drunk.....www.BlueDwarf.co.uk-Your number one resource in all things Blue Dwarf related,Take the Blue Dwarf Quiz now!To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:JMC_Blue_Dwarf-unsubscribe@egroups.comYour use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.