Attack of the space weevils

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"you wouldn't happen to be open to a bribe would you? I know a very nice spot in engineering where you can get alot of light from outside, especially if it's pointing at the sun"
The tree stopped and looked slightly less menacing
"yeess, oookayee" Canazza understood that one clearly,
"Let's go" Canazza picked the bottle up and walked out the room, tree in tow.
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Who: Canazza, Timmy
Where: Promenade
When: 1984 baby
A figure walked down the promenade, his features hidden by the blinding backlight of the sun behind him, the silhouette was tall, the head appeared to be twice the size of normal.
Timmy couldn't be sure if it was real or just a hangover hallucination, but as the man got closer he could make out more of him, he was wearing a hawaiian shirt, loud shorts and was sporting a large curly mess of hair. The eyes were hidden behind shades, but Timmy knew who it was,
"Canazza you tosser, what are you doing?"
Canazza looked down at Timmy, "I'm getting in the 80's groove"
"With that wig?"
"It's not a wig" Timmy jumped onto Canazza's head and attempted to pull the hair off, it wouldn't budge,
"Good glue"
"nope, Baldness cure"
"There's no such thing" Timmy scoffed,
"there is, it was in the medi-bay, unfortunately it says it only works on people who have hair"
"I hate to put a rain on your parade" Timmy paused, "No, wait, I do, Afro's were 60's, not 80's"
"it's not an afro, It's a Brian May* style perm"
"Looks more like an afro"
"I guess I used to much of this stuff then" he looked at the bottle he stole from the medi-bay
"Gimmie that," Timmy reached down from Canazza's afro and snatched the bottle from his hand, "We can have some fun with this"
Timmy jumped down and ran over to a bin, picked up the ashtray in it and went over to a bare wall
"What are you doing?"
"I was reading Elwood's report, apparently there are a family of Space Weevils hiding on the ship, he said scans indicate a large brood in the promenade air conditioning"
Timmy poured the contents of the bottle into the ashtray and placed it into the airvent
"Get that out of there"
"No," Timmy sealed the hatch and backed against it, Canazza tried to kick Timmy out of the way but he was holding on too hard, he eventually managed to wrench the droid free and opened the hatch, but he was too late, the ashtray was empty of liquid.Name: Dave Canazza
Status: Super furry animalsĀ 
*Brian May is the Guitarist for the band "Queen"

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