The good , the bad and the midget
Posted: Jun 4, 2003, 1:25pm
Who : Those in the space eagle
Where : BD's landing bay
When : Just after Jay shot his grand-daddy down
The landing, was surprisngly ..succesful...apart from one minor detail...
**PPPHHHAAARRRPPPP**
"jesus christ Phil what you been feeding him?" cried someone
"I dunno...his usuual food..."
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THE DOORS STUCK..." This sounded like Niples
"MY EYES...MY EYES....IT BURNS...."
"Right sod this....stand back I'm blasting the windsreen with my gun..."
"Are you sure thats wise...what with the ...aha...fumes in here....?"
"That's a risk I'm willing to take...."
*Bang*
*(the sound of a boot meeting with a midgets bottom*
*EEEEEEEEEEE*
*small thud*
*sound of a midget sliding down a wall*
The door was finally open and the crew stumbled out , finally back on BD...But something was wrong.
The landing bay was all rusted and dirty like it had not been cleaned in about 300 years....
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